Re: Morrissey announces novel
I hope it's not two thousand seven hundred and forty pages.
I hope it's not two thousand seven hundred and forty pages.

Well, he apparently cares enough for that name to have it on his gravestone![]()
I hope so then I can tell him it's because of him I have children.
Benny-the-British-Butcher
I'm sorry?
I can't imagine him using Morrissey as his pen name. Maybe I'm just odd (probably lol) but I can't picture it plastered across a book cover.
Clever!![]()
I don't know what's more strange... That scenario, you having kids because of Moz or you having kids full stop. Bizarre...
But yeah. This is huge. It's going to be difficult reading course material come late september...
http://www.nme.com/news/morrissey/28873
"I always felt I wanted nothing more than my name, birth date, death date and all three names, Steven Patrick Morrissey," he said. "And I've even considered putting money down for reserving a spot."
It could be a novel about a boy growing up, each year losing something that once was very important to him: a yoyo, a comic, a favourite record, a jacket. His parents. His siblings. Each item is important to a major event in his life. The 'list of the lost' is a diary he has been keeping so he doesn't forget the parts of his life that made it worth living. Finally he starts losing his memory and has to write everything down. In his final moments it all comes back to him, his lost things returned as he sinks into death. That would be bloody brilliant. If Moz didn't write it then I will!
I am looking forward to this, but I hope this time he has put his ego to one side and allowed an editor to go through the text before publication. There were a few embarrassing goofs in 'Autobiography' that any half-decent editor would have corrected.
Your not very good at this Gregor I suggest you do your homework and visit the Australian book signing posts.
Report back when you've worked it out.
Benny-the-British-Butcher
Cool. Hmmm - I wonder if it's about the adventures of the lost souls who generally make up 'the list' in the queue before each Morrissey show?![]()
I'm expecting this to be pretty good.
Then again, I expected Autobiography to be a dud and I was wrong. So, based on my track-record, it will probably be rubbish.