TTY: Harry the Hero is Dennis The Menace

Harry The Hero is Dennis The Menace - true-to-you.net
18 May 2015

As I very gratefully arrive in the magnificent city of Sydney, my spirits are almost beaten down by the array of newspapers from New Zealand whose headlines announce HARRY THE HERO, as photographs show he who is known as Prince Harry laughing as he sits atop a heavily roped crocodile that 'Harry the hero' has apparently physically beaten into a convulsive state. The drearily predictable press assures us that such violence is heroic, and that the crocodile will "probably be killed". If the crocodile has nesting offspring, the offspring too will die, about which 'heroic' Harry has nothing to say even though he has disingenuously affixed his name to "wildlife" preservation societies! Although in the United Kingdom it is now almost a crime to express an honest and intelligent opinion, it is certainly a truth that respectable people view Harry as a vile and ignoble symbol of stupidity with no possibility of development.
Clarence House itself invented the comic vanity of the 'Harry The Hero' tag, and although it does not ever prove itself to have any precision of meaning, it is aimed to control thought on a mass scale. Evidently it has worked in New Zealand! However, any leisurely gaze beyond establishment interests will see a fully-grown man eternally floundering in absolute stupidity, and if New Zealand were so impressed then their absolute adoption of Harry would lift a colossal burden from the modern British spirit.
Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest? New Zealand, please take him – he's all yours.

social justice for animals,
Morrissey
18 May 2015
Sydney, Australia.



An anonymous person added:

This is the photograph Moz refers to ...

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... and this is an article about it

Prince Harry tackles 10ft crocodile on Australia trip - BBC News

Note: They (the crocodiles) are taken to crocodile farms or killed.
 
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Tynamuna

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Ha! He knows Dennis the menance
I wonder if he was refering to the Beano one or the american one. Hope its the Beano one, one of my absolut faves
 
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Anonymous

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He really is obsessed with the British Royal Family, isn't he? Does he ever go a day without thinking about them? An afternoon? An entire hour?
 

Uncleskinny

It's all good
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He really is obsessed with the British Royal Family, isn't he? Does he ever go a day without thinking about them? An afternoon? An entire hour?

This was a golden opportunity that couldn't be allowed to pass. "Where am I on tour? Is there a royal story? An animal story? What? A royal AND animal story? Jackpot. Take a note, Miss Riley. This should get a few column inches."
 
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Anonymous

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This was a golden opportunity that couldn't be allowed to pass. "Where am I on tour? Is there a royal story? An animal story? What? A royal AND animal story? Jackpot. Take a note, Miss Riley. This should get a few column inches."

But it was a ballot and the dates are all sold out-what's he trying to achieve??
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Maybe he really is autistic? :squiffy: They get hyper focused on stuff.
 
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Anonymous

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But it was a ballot and the dates are all sold out-what's he trying to achieve??

Well, when you listen to the bla bla of skinny then you have your answer. Apart from that, he just found it annoying and posted it. Simple as that. The prince Charles post a few days ago was the same. He wasn't even in Sydney at the time and it wasn't picked up by the media either. So, people should get a life.
 

Famous when dead

Vulgarian
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It could actually be that he got off a plane and saw the articles he describes and reacted to them. It is not outside the realms of human behaviour to simply be in the right place at the right time and comment. Much like the continual over analysis here, it is always supposition and tainted to fit almost everyone else's agendas/opinion rather than shed any light on Moz's.
G'day,
FWD
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I'm curious what the situation was, like was the crocodile about to eat a baby or something?
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
This is the photograph Moz refers to ...

_83038145_harrycrocafpgetty.jpg


... and this is an article about it

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-32763090

Note: They (the crocodiles) are taken to crocodile farms or killed.



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Morrissey isn't going to like this very much but this is great. He's being Michael the archangel. The rope is the sword. K in Spanish is que which means "that" in Spanish which is Bird for "the hat" or the halo. Evil is often represented as a lizard.

This is mine. :o
 
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Anonymous

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It could actually be that he got off a plane and saw the articles he describes and reacted to them. It is not outside the realms of human behaviour to simply be in the right place at the right time and comment. Much like the continual over analysis here, it is always supposition and tainted to fit almost everyone else's agendas/opinion rather than shed any light on Moz's.
G'day,
FWD

And beside all of that we now know that he is in Sydney. Maybe he flew in from L.A. with Jesse, which would mean that he finally managed to spent some time there unnoticed.
 
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Anonymous

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And beside all of that we now know that he is in Sydney. Maybe he flew in from L.A. with Jesse, which would mean that he finally managed to spent some time there unnoticed.

It would be so nice if he could spend time in LA without Clover Dean stalking him and broadcasting to Twitter where he is.
 
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Anonymous

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im guessing hes pretty focused on the royals but im also guessing like someone else above said that he probably just saw the article and casually, for moz (read moderately intensely), just commented. his focus draws him to these articles more so than an average person but it doesn't mean he goes looking for it consciously
 

MILKISMURDER

Active Member
Shame on the crocodiles for living in the habitat they have evolved in for millions of years. Don't they realise that this is a human planet and any threat to our precious, magical bodies is forbidden?
 
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Anonymous

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It would be so nice if he could spend time in LA without Clover Dean stalking him and broadcasting to Twitter where he is.

Yeah, that's what I thought. But you actually said it. I will never understand why someone from L.A. makes such a fuss everytime Moz is there since it happens so frequently. I understood it when those people met him in Krakow last year because it might have been a one off. I also find it disrespectful because, like it or not, the man found a real home there when everyone had forsaken him and for that reason alone this city means obviously very much to him.
 
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Anonymous

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Yeah, that's what I thought. But you actually said it. I will never understand why someone from L.A. makes such a fuss everytime Moz is there since it happens so frequently. I understood it when those people met him in Krakow last year because it might have been a one off. I also find it disrespectful because, like it or not, the man found a real home there when everyone had forsaken him and for that reason alone this city means obviously very much to him.

It's people like Clover that drove him of of LA and back to Europe where he can disappear for months at a time.

I was truly disgusted when she was live tweeting him going into the bathroom with Damon and Jesse. Whenever someone calls her out she really does not understand what she is doing is wrong.
 
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Anonymous

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Shame on the crocodiles for living in the habitat they have evolved in for millions of years. Don't they realise that this is a human planet and any threat to our precious, magical bodies is forbidden?

Yeah, thought the same. Apparently humans are much more important, so that nobody even thinks about the fact that people could just as simple leave the field. It's the same as when people get annoyed everytime a deer runs in front of their car even though it's the people who have built a road through their habitat.
 

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