TTY: ​Fireman attending to fire in Chinatown, Manhattan, June 2015

Um, I'm scratching my head at this one.
Anyone care to decypher?
Cheers,
FWD

 

[Anonymous]

With the (possible) exception of occasional 'happy birthday Morrissey' posts, NOTHING gets put onto TTY without Morrissey's approval. If Julia started posting whatever random shite she felt like, she'd run the risk of accidentally upsetting His Mozjesty, TTY being removed from its status as Morrissey's official mouthpiece, and losing her free entrance to every show and mandatory place on the front row without having to queue.

Morrissey is a control freak, and Julia is *entirely* dependant on his patronage. There is no way she would risk upsetting her God.

 

[Anonymous]

do you guys think tty is meant to be taken super seriously. I don't

 

[2-J]

With the (possible) exception of occasional 'happy birthday Morrissey' posts, NOTHING gets put onto TTY without Morrissey's approval. If Julia started posting whatever random shite she felt like, she'd run the risk of accidentally upsetting His Mozjesty, TTY being removed from its status as Morrissey's official mouthpiece, and losing her free entrance to every show and mandatory place on the front row without having to queue.

Morrissey is a control freak, and Julia is *entirely* dependant on his patronage. There is no way she would risk upsetting her God.

Thank you. Very well put. It's the only reason she has managed to stay in this position so long.

 

[Anonymous]

With the (possible) exception of occasional 'happy birthday Morrissey' posts, NOTHING gets put onto TTY without Morrissey's approval. If Julia started posting whatever random shite she felt like, she'd run the risk of accidentally upsetting His Mozjesty, TTY being removed from its status as Morrissey's official mouthpiece, and losing her free entrance to every show and mandatory place on the front row without having to queue.

Morrissey is a control freak, and Julia is *entirely* dependant on his patronage. There is no way she would risk upsetting her God.

First of all, a small child could figure out that it certainly wouldn't upset Moz to post this harmless picture. Second, when did Julia ever post/publish upsetting stuff? I mean in the old days. Never, because it's not her nature. Christ, everyone of Moz' so called "mates" (hello Russell, hello Noel) has said more things which could be considered "upsetting" than Julia could ever muster. And third, I always find it a bit rich when people so confidently "know" people they never met and never talked to. It always looks like those awful "celebrity experts" you can see everywhere on TV. These are not the kind of people any sane person would aspire to be.

 

[My Only Weakness]

At least it isn't everyone with the name "Smith" being photographed and posted.
Surely, there are fewer Morrisseys.
Also, wouldn't be the first guy with Morrissey's name on his arse.
He should look into developing a line of denim with a prominent label.

 

[My Only Weakness]

Cheeses Christ People give me a cigarette you're causing me to have a meltdown! It's as natural as rain. Possible scenarios include:

1) The bed took fire.
2) A hairdresser lived there.
3) Joan of Arc was listening to her Walkman /IPod.
4) Smoke was lingering around someone's fingers.
5) A disco was taking place in there and Morrissey firebombed it. By the way the DJ was well hung.

Let us not forget:
6) Smoking because one hopes for an early death

 

[Anonymous]

do you guys think tty is meant to be taken super seriously. I don't

People here take a fart on a windy day seriously.

 

[ACTON]

This side is actually more pathetic because it comments endlessly on these non-stories and doesn't even see that it's purely a wind-up to proof this fact. Someone plays with our weekness.

You need to play with a dictionary.

 

[Anonymous]

You need to play with a dictionary.

Learn German first, then we'll see who needs a dictionary, asshole.

 

[Anonymous]

People here take a fart on a windy day seriously.

I know. they don't take composer or civility seriously but do take a pic of a guy named Morrissey fighting a fire as something to get worked up about and why it was posted at all. at least cheers to the firefighter for doing his job which can be dangerous. tty could post a pic of text saying have a nice day and people would have some huge issue and see it as a sign of artistic decline. its baffling as to what peoples intent is sometimes and exactly who they wish to be because it doesn't seem like anyone idolizes the sentiments expressed in the smiths music and lyrics. giant whiners about nothing sacrificing there principals in order to be the most noticeable whiner

 

[Anonymous]

Learn German first, then we'll see who needs a dictionary, asshole.

I know, I mean what difference does it make. on an aside I do like that a lot of the syntax in german is similar to American English. makes it much easier to learn

 

[Anonymous]

do you guys think tty is meant to be taken super seriously. I don't

Definitely not is the answer.
One minute it announces a statement stating that Glastonbury festival is not animal friendly and then several days later announces that Steven will be the headline act at an event that is far from animal friendly called the F Y F Festival. A festival infested with meat and dairy products.
Nobody has yet taken me up on this point which I have raised many times, just like when I collared him for staying in meat infested Pestana group hotels after performing in meat free venues when also collared once again by BrummieBoy serving up cheese paninis.
So once again I shall call it for what it is.

Charlatan, CrankFruad, Hypocrite, Animal-Friendly-Gate, Cheese-Gate, FIFA-ism, Seb-ist, See-through, Cheeseaholic-anonymouse, Putin-ist, Full-a-Shit, Tantrumist, Pestana-Gate, Horse-Shit !

Benny-the-British-Butcher

(Tell me I'm wrong if you can ! Good luck ! And remember there is NO COMPROMISE to the 'animal friendly' issue. It is or it ain't)
To perform or not to perform ? That is the question.

 

[Anonymous]

I know. they don't take composer or civility seriously but do take a pic of a guy named Morrissey fighting a fire as something to get worked up about and why it was posted at all. at least cheers to the firefighter for doing his job which can be dangerous. tty could post a pic of text saying have a nice day and people would have some huge issue and see it as a sign of artistic decline. its baffling as to what peoples intent is sometimes and exactly who they wish to be because it doesn't seem like anyone idolizes the sentiments expressed in the smiths music and lyrics. giant whiners about nothing sacrificing there principals in order to be the most noticeable whiner

What about ' animal friendly ' principals ?
Tell me what you know on that subject. Can you bend and break them to suite your performing career as and when it suites ?

Next !

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Anonymous]

Definitely not is the answer.
One minute it announces a statement stating that Glastonbury festival is not animal friendly and then several days later announces that Steven will be the headline act at an event that is far from animal friendly called the F Y F Festival. A festival infested with meat and dairy products.
Nobody has yet taken me up on this point which I have raised many times, just like when I collared him for staying in meat infested Pestana group hotels after performing in meat free venues when also collared once again by BrummieBoy serving up cheese paninis.
So once again I shall call it for what it is.

Charlatan, CrankFruad, Hypocrite, Animal-Friendly-Gate, Cheese-Gate, FIFA-ism, Seb-ist, See-through, Cheeseaholic-anonymouse, Putin-ist, Full-a-Shit, Tantrumist, Pestana-Gate, Horse-Shit !

Benny-the-British-Butcher

(Tell me I'm wrong if you can ! Good luck ! And remember there is NO COMPROMISE to the 'animal friendly' issue. It is or it ain't)
To perform or not to perform ? That is the question.

one time will I reply to you. if he didn't compromise at all hed be as ineffectual as you. reply insult whatever, I wont reply again as I think you a waste of my time. if you think the same of me fine, were both winners in our own perspective

 

[Anonymous]

First of all, a small child could figure out that it certainly wouldn't upset Moz to post this harmless picture.

Of course not - but as Julia is entirely dependant on Morrissey, why would she even risk it? What if it turns out someone died in that fire, the press get hold of it and run a story about Morrissey being an egotistical twat who only cares about jerking off over his own name? People like Julia and Boz have only survived in 'camp Moz' so long, by following the golden rules: do *exactly* what the boss says and keep your mouth shut in public. Nothing gets posted on TTY without Morrissey's seal of approval. Julia only has to look at the fate of David Tseng and this site, as an example of what happens if you don't kowtow to the master.

 

[evennow]

The thing about putting out fires in Chinatown is that after you put one out...you are hungry to put another one out an hour later.

 

[Anonymous]

Of course not - but as Julia is entirely dependant on Morrissey, why would she even risk it? What if it turns out someone died in that fire, the press get hold of it and run a story about Morrissey being an egotistical twat who only cares about jerking off over his own name?

Honestly, sometimes it's quite amusing when people around here accuse Moz of being insane or something similar but at the same time come up with such rubbish like you did above. I would cry in despair if it wasn't so funny.

People like Julia and Boz have only survived in 'camp Moz' so long, by following the golden rules: do *exactly* what the boss says and keep your mouth shut in public. Nothing gets posted on TTY without Morrissey's seal of approval. Julia only has to look at the fate of David Tseng and this site, as an example of what happens if you don't kowtow to the master.

Again, you don't know Julia. You don't know Boz. You don't know Morrissey. You never spent one day in "camp Moz". If the "golden rules", as you so drily put it, mean that Morrissey wants to be in charge of his OWN LIFE and decide himself which informations are for the public eye and which are not then it's perfectly legit and understandable and in no way as horrible as you make it sound. He asks people around him to respect that and they do which, by all means, is a good trait. It doesn't matter if the extent of informations he asks people to keep private is too large in your eyes. It's solely Moz' decision because, you can guess, it's HIS LIFE. And after all the same rules also apply to Moz. If Boz, Jesse, Matt, Gus and Mando don't want parts of their private lifes to be discussed in public then he doesn't mention it. Simple as that. Oh, and Moz certainly expects the same secrecy from his family and Linder. Do you want to tell me that they are "kowtower"?

 

[Anonymous]

Of course not - but as Julia is entirely dependant on Morrissey, why would she even risk it? What if it turns out someone died in that fire, the press get hold of it and run a story about Morrissey being an egotistical twat who only cares about jerking off over his own name? People like Julia and Boz have only survived in 'camp Moz' so long, by following the golden rules: do *exactly* what the boss says and keep your mouth shut in public. Nothing gets posted on TTY without Morrissey's seal of approval. Julia only has to look at the fate of David Tseng and this site, as an example of what happens if you don't kowtow to the master.

true true but I also imagine that any employee should do as they agreed to do when hired asked and they agree. why would anyone employee those who didn't so I don't think it a fault, just respect which I imagine moz appreciates. its not a fan site but rather his "official" site that she maintains. I don't think moz really cares about having a site at all and just puts in minimal effort

 

[Anonymous]

one time will I reply to you. if he didn't compromise at all hed be as ineffectual as you. reply insult whatever, I wont reply again as I think you a waste of my time. if you think the same of me fine, were both winners in our own perspective

Sorry, there can only be one winner and so far after reading your response that winner is me, goodbye go and join the rest of em !

Next !

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Mozza220559]

Is Morrissey trying to tell us he's flaming?