Top 10 Rejected Morrissey Songs for the next album GAME

SomeTotallyRandomMozFan

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Top 10 Rejected Morrissey Songs for the next album

1. You’ve Got To Be F*cking Kidding Me
2. Who Do You Think You’re Fooling?
3. Yes, Of Course I’m Gay- Why Else Would I Sing, Dress, Talk, and Act Like This?
4. I Give Good Head (Duet with Kristeen Young)
5. I Slept All Night On The Sidewalk In The Cold and Rain, And Still I Wasn’t On The Rail Cuz Some Linecrashers Cut the Que And Stole My Spot
6. Some Of Us “Irregular Regulars” Is Getting Nasty
7. I Travelled 5,000 Miles And The Bastard Cancelled The Gig
8. I’m Throwing My Arms Around Old Pictures Taken By Jake
9. Buying James Dean Memorabilia Makes Me Feel Special
10. I’m Going To Australia and New Zealand First, No Scratch That, Let’s Do America First Instead Cuz Now America Is The World After They Elected Obama And They Have Something To Say To Me

BONUS Track: I Would Have Married In L.A. But California Passed Prop 8

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Corrissey

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Long flight, Jay? ;):p

Those are hilarious. Howzabout, "A Sharpie is squeezing my arse n' all" :guitar:
 
From The Album 'I Don't Care About Quality Anymore'

1. Lots of People Love Me, But They Don't Count
2. Amputated Annie
3. Mike Joyce On The Guillotine
4. A Silly Sausage From Somewhere Near Manchester
5. I'm Throwing My Arms Around the Tour Income
6. All You Need Is Meat
7. That's How People Throw Up
8. Someday A Good Pie Will Be Ate Well
9. Journalists Who Lie (In Bed With Me)
10. Alma's Fatter
11. Dear Doc, Please Innoculate Me
12. I'm Thinking of Showing My Plumbs At The Rural Fair

13. Bish Bash Boz (Bonus Instrumental)
 

theboywho

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i was told that moz puts the word 'PUSSY' in every song title. the record label sadly remove it...

all you need is pussy
a rush and a push and the pussy is ours
i am hated for loving pussy
irish heart, english pussy
william it was really pussy
sweet tender pussy
big pussy strikes again

etc etc
 

Kewpie

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i was told that moz puts the word 'PUSSY' in every song title. the record label sadly remove it...

all you need is pussy
a rush and a push and the pussy is ours
i am hated for loving pussy
irish heart, english pussy
william it was really pussy
sweet tender pussy
big pussy strikes again

etc etc

Sorry mate, you can try harder.

We had a fun with Alcoholic Afternoon's Smiths & Moz Cat puns thread. ;)

Honorable mention of Peter's Smiths & Moz Curry Top 20 - Redux :D
 
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Carnation

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From The Album 'I Don't Care About Quality Anymore'

1. Lots of People Love Me, But They Don't Count
2. Amputated Annie
3. Mike Joyce On The Guillotine
4. A Silly Sausage From Somewhere Near Manchester
5. I'm Throwing My Arms Around the Tour Income
6. All You Need Is Meat
7. That's How People Throw Up
8. Someday A Good Pie Will Be Ate Well
9. Journalists Who Lie (In Bed With Me)
10. Alma's Fatter
11. Dear Doc, Please Innoculate Me
12. I'm Thinking of Showing My Plumbs At The Rural Fair

13. Bish Bash Boz (Bonus Instrumental)

11. Dear Doc, Please Innoculate Me

Hilarious :D:D :D
 

PregnantForTheLastTime

Hideous trait.
That's a bit criptic. Is that what you think Moz is going to scratch in the run out groove?

No. It would be very, very funny, but no. I sound like Kewpie, but Joey is a user here who has written some very funny Morrissey lyric parodies in "hip-hop" style. I can't remember the thread title, or I'd link you up.
 

Mclenarr

New Member
No. It would be very, very funny, but no. I sound like Kewpie, but Joey is a user here who has written some very funny Morrissey lyric parodies in "hip-hop" style. I can't remember the thread title, or I'd link you up.

Oh yeah, i think i read one the other day. A pastiche of a Moz lyric. It was pretty good!
 

viva hate1

New Member
Top 10 Rejected Morrissey Songs for the next album

1. You’ve Got To Be F*cking Kidding Me
2. Who Do You Think You’re Fooling?
3. Yes, Of Course I’m Gay- Why Else Would I Sing, Dress, Talk, and Act Like This?
4. I Give Good Head (Duet with Kristeen Young)
5. I Slept All Night On The Sidewalk In The Cold and Rain, And Still I Wasn’t On The Rail Cuz Some Linecrashers Cut the Que And Stole My Spot
6. Some Of Us “Irregular Regulars” Is Getting Nasty
7. I Travelled 5,000 Miles And The Bastard Cancelled The Gig
8. I’m Throwing My Arms Around Old Pictures Taken By Jake
9. Buying James Dean Memorabilia Makes Me Feel Special
10. I’m Going To Australia and New Zealand First, No Scratch That, Let’s Do America First Instead Cuz Now America Is The World After They Elected Obama And They Have Something To Say To Me

BONUS Track: I Would Have Married In L.A. But California Passed Prop 8

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HA HA HA HA I Give Good Head (Duet with Kristeen Young) HAHAHAHA this one is hilarious, btw i would love to hear that song......:horny: morrissey should consider this song for the new album :lbf:
 

~El Boydelz~

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From the 2011 album "Refunds At Point Of Purchase" :

1. Something Is Squeezing My Sinuses
2. Where Were You When I Wasn't There
3. A Ticket To An Empty Stage
4. 7" Single (9.5 In You)
5. Judge & Lawyer Blah Blah (The Remix)
6. Dirty Ol' Guys (Duet With Michael Jackson)
7. Track 7 Cancelled Due To Illness
8. A Question Of Immigration
9. Over/Under (Will I Show)
10. That's How People Throw Up (Vocal By Wierd Al)
11. Black Lung
12. You Knew I Wouldn't Play
 

The Cat's Mother

Unmentionable
1. Lots of People Love Me, But They Don't Count

11. Dear Doc, Please Innoculate Me
12. I'm Thinking of Showing My Plumbs At The Rural Fair

13. Bish Bash Boz (Bonus Instrumental)

1-Just you wait till your'e dead

9-I've been dead and buried twice since I was born
10-Yesterday I hoped today would be better than yesterday

7. Track 7 Cancelled Due To Illness

Genius steals. I can almost hear Morrissey stuffing these into his swag bag.

:)
 

bored

Lust a prima vista
Ok.. so this is 12...

Tears of Re-usal

Something is Pleasing My Hairdresser on Fire
Mama It was a Good Lay on the Conjugal Bed
Black Clown (I'm Not Racist)
I'm Showing My Arse Around Parrots
All You Need is Marr
When Last I Slept With Karen (and Sharon on the Window Screen)
That's Why No One Showed Up (sniffles remix)
One Day Mike Joyce Will Go To Hell With Me And My Friends
It's Not Your Forties Anymore (Part 4 of the Unhappy Birthday Trilogy)
You Were Vivid In Your Prime
So-low Doesn't Help (Unless You Look at The Truth)
I'm OK Without Alain and Johnny
 
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