Emotional Guide Dog
Chairman Of The Bored
Hey Kewpie, would you able to answer my question, please?
no?
so don't expext a response from others. f***.
Hey Kewpie, would you able to answer my question, please?
no?
so don't expext a response from others. f***.
Hit the nail on the headMorrissey had always been there or thereabouts, on the fringes of what was going on, but he didn't have that final ingrediant to take him that next level up. Until Johnny came along and took him there. YES they did it together, but on his own, he would never have made it past the front door.
Jukebox Jury
The Smiths are the best band ever because of Morrissey and Marr...
Morrissey alone is even better...
Mike and Andy, well...
I don't understand why there's so much contempt for Rourke. Rourke played an important part in the success of a great band. Yet he spent much of the 90s living not-very-well and even signing on the dole for a period.
Despite that, he's been generally dignified. I'm disappointed at Morrissey's latest outburst about Rourke. Who cares if he wasn't fired by the method of a postcard under a windscreen wiper? It's a fine anecdote.
I don't understand why there's so much contempt for Rourke. Rourke played an important part in the success of a great band. Yet he spent much of the 90s living not-very-well and even signing on the dole for a period.
Despite that, he's been generally dignified. I'm disappointed at Morrissey's latest outburst about Rourke. Who cares if he wasn't fired by the method of a postcard under a windscreen wiper? It's a fine anecdote.
I think the postcard/windscreen wiper story is brilliant. I'm disappointed that it's supposedly not true.
Besides, Morrissey revealed on this very site the make and model of Rourke's then car and the startling fact it only had one wiper. Doesn't this suggest the kind of carnal knowledge one would expect of a man who placed a postcard under the wiper?
Yes, Poirot...or, maybe Rourke gave Morrissey a lift to the blouse shop once or twice. Hmmmm.
Think about it Watson, old bean. If indeed Morrissey did potter off to the blouse shop in the Austin Allegro with Andrew Rourke, the wipers would have been the very last thing on his mind. He wouldn't have noticed how many of them the car had. Unless, of course, he was already planning.
Do you see how the mind of a brilliant detective works, old boy?
There is really nothing you cannot turn your hand to, is there? A detective now too. Is there no end to your talents old boy?
What if it was raining heavily on that last trip to the blouse shop? And Morrissey was distressed as he couldn't gaze out upon the iron bridge (where he'd kissed), because young Rourke's wiper was missing on the passenger side? (Which, if I'm not very much mistaken, is where the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat). Then he'd have noticed, wouldn't he?
And on occasions he did leave, the weather was splendid and Andrew Rourke was nowhere to be seen
How do you know? Were you there?
Were you living in Morrissey's bins and collecting his half-eaten biscuits when nobody was looking? Perhaps he had industrial strength hairspray? Perhaps he sat in the car while Rourke went into the blouse shop with Mozza's list of 'Blouses what I want'?
Who cares if he wasn't fired by the method of a postcard under a windscreen wiper? It's a fine anecdote.
Oh dear, do I know you in real life? I smirked and rolled my eyes at the 'blouses what I want' comment. V. good.
What made me smile today?
this
Well it's very early maybe the day will develop.