This is what would really happen if Moz won a Grammy:::

[mapasu (sandygringo)]

I don't think Moz fans (including me) would let Moz win anything. We would probably make him pay for it. He has through the years instructed us to follow his way and that would definetly be the biggest disappointment I could ever receive from Moz. We wouldn't be able to bring cameras and recorders to his show and we would certainly not be able to reach him on stage and the flowers would be forbidding by the health department. He would later appear on MTV JAMS! and he would be singing duets with PUFF DADDY (of course, using Smiths songs crappily altered by Puff himself). He would later sign a massive record deal with Tony Mottola of Sony and His next record would be produced by Emilio Estefan and Moz once again would do a duet with Gloria Estefan (all this would be done to attract the increasing "LATINO" market in the US). Moz would later realize that asexualism was the Devil's action and he would marry "Brooke Shields" because she is "funny" and "talented". Moz would later have kids that would appear on People's magazine because they were caught stealing or high on drugs. The Sun Times would later say: "See, We were right all along". At the end Moz would go to rehab and be taken as a martyr by the media and he would finally apologize for all the music and statements He said before. Marr would forgive him, Andy and Mike would write books describing the man that would be best sellers and cash in all the dough. At the end, some crazy idiot would kill Moz by driving a double decker bus in the streets of London. He later would be considered a "HERO" by the US press and a "Martyr" by the British press. He would be buried in SAN DIEGO where I would visit him constantly and read poems next to his tombstone. He would have no choice other than listen to me. The grave would smell like piss due to all the true fans that were upset because Moz won the Grammy. On a related note, Kevin Spacey would also be shot because some ignoramous thought he was MOZ (they look the same). Enuff Said!


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[moi]

Bitter much?

we hate it when our friends become successful?

 

[David]

You forgot to mention this...

how intriguing, however you forgot to mention about the deal he just signed
with the Tigres del Norte, they are working on the louder the bombs cd to
develop it into a cumbia version, I believe MOZ called it "The Mexican
Polka"

 

[Red Butt-The nutter]

Are we talking about Moz or Michael Jackson here?

> I don't think Moz fans (including me) would let Moz win anything. We would
> probably make him pay for it. He has through the years instructed us to
> follow his way and that would definetly be the biggest disappointment I
> could ever receive from Moz. We wouldn't be able to bring cameras and
> recorders to his show and we would certainly not be able to reach him on
> stage and the flowers would be forbidding by the health department. He
> would later appear on MTV JAMS! and he would be singing duets with PUFF
> DADDY (of course, using Smiths songs crappily altered by Puff himself). He
> would later sign a massive record deal with Tony Mottola of Sony and His
> next record would be produced by Emilio Estefan and Moz once again would
> do a duet with Gloria Estefan (all this would be done to attract the
> increasing "LATINO" market in the US). Moz would later realize
> that asexualism was the Devil's action and he would marry "Brooke
> Shields" because she is "funny" and "talented".
> Moz would later have kids that would appear on People's magazine because
> they were caught stealing or high on drugs. The Sun Times would later say:
> "See, We were right all along". At the end Moz would go to rehab
> and be taken as a martyr by the media and he would finally apologize for
> all the music and statements He said before. Marr would forgive him, Andy
> and Mike would write books describing the man that would be best sellers
> and cash in all the dough. At the end, some crazy idiot would kill Moz by
> driving a double decker bus in the streets of London. He later would be
> considered a "HERO" by the US press and a "Martyr" by
> the British press. He would be buried in SAN DIEGO where I would visit him
> constantly and read poems next to his tombstone. He would have no choice
> other than listen to me. The grave would smell like piss due to all the
> true fans that were upset because Moz won the Grammy. On a related note,
> Kevin Spacey would also be shot because some ignoramous thought he was MOZ
> (they look the same). Enuff Said!