"The larger portion of my life consists of shaggy-dog yarns by people I've never met in places I've never been on staircases that haven't yet been built. If ONLY half of them were true … my life would actually have been interesting. I'm forced to take a stand where John Cho is concerned. What he says here never happened, or perhaps it did … with a lookunlike whose life was so wretchedly drab that he pretended he was me. I don't slap down ANYBODY. It's usually me who takes the slap. I'm not saying I don't enjoy it."
MESSAGES FROM MORRISSEY on MORRISSEY CENTRAL
Excuse the quality, but the same story by Cho recounted on Kimmel, 2014:
The Central video above was first circulated circa 2012.
The Kimmel video is included as the archive article below has a dead link.
- John Cho recounts meeting Morrissey at a Filipino gangster bar - September 25, 2012
- John Cho recounts Morrissey encounter on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" - September 23, 2014