things you think morrissey has never done- that most ordinary men have

[modrevolve]

can't imagine moz and the boys go out bowling on their nights off

 

[Skylarker]

I'm off back to watch videos of chimps on youtube.

Here, I'll get you started.

 

[Harsh Truth]

Weekend crack binge.

Oh wait... is that not normal?

 

[Neader]

I think that 1st is making out, 2nd is feeling tits, 3rd is heavy petting/fingering.

Nah man.

1st - Making Out
2nd - Any private parts meeting hands
3rd - Any private parts meeting mouth
4th / Home - Private parts meeting each other

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd+base

 

[murder and desire]

Held a job. Waited for a paycheck. Punched a timeclock. Basically anything labor-related...and no, the two hours as a hospital porter before quitting and running back home doesn't count.

He also worked in a record shop (for about a day) and worked in an office for about 6 months to a year... I suppose that doesn't count

 

[Deleted member 1074]

 

[realitybites]

Changed a tire.

 

[KenzieW]

Told a fart joke. Well, actually I think he must have at least once, but I just can't picture it. (Imagining young Morrissey hanging out with the rest of The Smiths...)

 

[Mozza220559]

Nah man.

1st - Making Out
2nd - Any private parts meeting hands
3rd - Any private parts meeting mouth
4th / Home - Private parts meeting each other



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd+base

I thought 4th base was letting your mother take a shit in your mouth? or that just me then?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I thought 4th base was letting your mother take a shit in your mouth? or that just me then?

 

[billy scissors]

Slept with a women?

Oh come on, we were all thinking it.