things you think morrissey has never done- that most ordinary men have

can't imagine moz and the boys go out bowling on their nights off

Weekend crack binge.

Oh wait... is that not normal?
Held a job. Waited for a paycheck. Punched a timeclock. Basically anything labor-related...and no, the two hours as a hospital porter before quitting and running back home doesn't count.

He also worked in a record shop (for about a day) and worked in an office for about 6 months to a year... I suppose that doesn't count
Told a fart joke. Well, actually I think he must have at least once, but I just can't picture it. :D (Imagining young Morrissey hanging out with the rest of The Smiths...)
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