guessing morrissey has never:
- played foosball
- engaged in "planking"
- went bowling
- tried to touch his nose with his tongue
- done pushups in his bedroom
- purchased lottery 'scratch-offs'
- purchased a video game
Although I'm sure he's HAD to have taken in a Dodger game since the 90s. It's just an LA summertime thing. But I swear to God, and it could just be my weird brain, he made a subtle, subtle reference to my favorite sport at the Pomona concert. You know how his band is in uniform? Like a team? Well at one point as an intro to a song he randomly referred to Solomon who stepped forward (I think it was Goodbye/Farewell) as "Bass. Player." He said them as two seperate words like he was equating his position as a bass player to that of a baseball player and my first thought was "First base? Second base?" Anyway I got stupid giddy for a second over it. Morrissey suspending the thought of baseball in his mind makes me happy.
You know what Morrissey's favorite part of a baseball game is? Swallowing a footlong...
Untrue. He called me and told me his favorite part is sticking his hand in his glove and seeing that sun shine on his own behind.
(I couldn't think of a non-gay baseball metaphor. Bats and balls and homers, there's no wiggle room for a fresh tight vag joke. )
on the same subject....has he ever gotten to 4th base ?? ( ...whatever the Eff THAT actually means.....)
Thanx skylarker...I have heard it mentioned in quite a few US made movies, and realised it had a Sexerual "Meaning"....just out of interest, do you ( or anybody else on here) know what the other 3 "Bases" are ??. I could have a guess at 'em...but....I was only allowed to play "Rounders" at my school.....