Ranch dressing
Wedding receptions
The Big Bang TheoryDuck Dynasty
Red Bull
Marlboro Lights
Light beer
The Voice
Cooking shows. Any. Top Chef, MasterChef, Hells Kithchen, Americas Test Kitchen. Etc.
Coinstar
Wal-Mart
Las VegasKristal
One Dollar Bills
Hoop earrings-Especially ones I could slam dunk a basketball through
Basketball
American Football
Any kind of men's trousers worn without a belt
Trainers/Sneakers
Cargo shorts
Oxy-clean
Well drinks
Side hugs-(As a man, when a woman hugs you from the side to avoid frontal bodily contact even if you don't care about the size of her breasts)
Jager
Facebook
MySpace
Instagram
Generic Ibuprofen
Email- when a handwritten letter would mean so much
Cologne-In quantity. (cologne should be used AFTER showering, not instead of)
Dip-(Copenhagen, Etc.)
Dip Cups- A cup, usually plastic with a bar napkin stuffed into it to absorb the spit derived from smokeless tobacco.
People who tell you to "SMILE"
Name Badges
Comment cards
Parents who name their kids with the same first initial. Ex: Jenny, Jason, Jeffrey, Jarod, Etc.
The first names: Madison, Brooklyn, Kaitlin, Courtney, and God forbid..... Monet
Seasonal Beer EX-(Pumpkin Ale)
Ellen
