Things Moz should write a song about

[Mclenarr]

Santa
The lights are all hooked up
The kids are all worked up
And me, all my life
You know I've looked up
To you

But 'cross the rooftops you never came
They'll never dry our flooded eyes
On your face
In a parking space
Oh Santa they never got the license
Of the bottle that ran you down

f*** you, Santa
f*** you, Santa
On the boulevard they're half-alarmed
At the leer behind the beard

Santa
The lights are all hooked up
The kids are all worked up
And you, all your life
You've been soaked up
On gin

But down the chimney you never came
They'll never mend our broken hearts
On your back
With an empty sack
Oh Santa they never got the license
Of the bottle that ran you down

f*** you, Santa
f*** you, Santa
On the boulevard they're half-alarmed
At the leer behind the beard

I cried for you
I moaned for you
So many many nights
In taut anticipation
But when the day arrived
You were anaesthetized
"Socks yet again this year, dear"

So
f*** you, Santa
f*** you, Santa
Go be merry in hell
All over Manchester town
They're pulling Woolworths down
For one clean crack at you

Fab pastiche!!!

 

[Dave]

Nice work, Wormy.

check out "Christmas Made a Mess of My Life"

it's by GaryTimMike

 

[CrystalGeezer]

In what world is wanting to be held a sign of weakness? He should write a song about that.

 

[Mclenarr]

In what world is wanting to be held a sign of weakness? He should write a song about that.

That would be a great Moz lyric!

 

[Chico]

euthanasia

Maybe he has a reverse lisp.

 

[Franzanna]

Maybe he has a reverse lisp.

I did, as it happens. Now I just ignore the h.

 

[troubleluvsme]

BUMP, because Morrissey needs some fresh ideas.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

where bklyn at?

I can't hear that song without thinking of this now. Sadly.

 

[I am a Ghost]

He should write a song about the forum cannibals who are a species best left to their own gnashing, circular idiocies. They are not fans, they are people who cry out for euthanasia.

 

[Pachinko]

Bush queens.

 

[j0wled]

It's the spelling that really hurts. Clearly Moz should write a song about spelling and punctuation. And stationery. Postage stamps?

 

[oscillate wildly]

It's the spelling that really hurts. Clearly Moz should write a song about spelling and punctuation. And stationery. Postage stamps?

that would be sexy.

 

[Barking]

people who can't write autobiographies very well.

 

[dunya]

people who can't write autobiographies very well.

Who's that, Baba?

 

[Barking]

Who's that, Baba?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

me, of course, duh my life really is the stuff of Moz songs

 

[Barking]

me, of course, duh my life really is the stuff of Moz songs

Nonsense Robby. I bet he secretly envies you

 

[EPbabe]

Nonsense Robby. I bet he secretly envies you

Oh he does. And the song was written a long long time ago. It's titled "Boy Racer".

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Nonsense Robby. I bet he secretly envies you

Oh he does. And the song was written a long long time ago. It's titled "Boy Racer".

omg i totally see the connection now
thx

 

[Barking]

Oh he does. And the song was written a long long time ago. It's titled "Boy Racer".

"He's got his own birthday thread
He thinks he owns this website
Some guy has the keys to his house
I'm jealous, that's all!"