There's nothing worse than being Average

[Fatty]

there's nothing worse than being average:
Average grades
Average style
Nothing worse than having an average body
not near to perfection
Just somewhere inbetween
just another average person
Working an average job
Making average money
And nobody will miss you when you're gone.
there's nothing worse than being average
And remember that I told you so
Average people get married to average people
and so the boring story be told
Just an average person
With an average life
wouldn't it be better to be a supermodel
and live a fabulous life?
Ridicule me if you will
But one day in my average life I'm going to pop that bottle of pills
Because eventhough fatty is the one for you
Being less than perfect will never do!

 

[big mick]

i have a noose for sale on ebay

 

[Fatty]

LET ME HANG YOU AND THE REST BY IT PLEASE...

If only I was smart enough to plot revenge and get away with it but at last, the I.V. Foot patrol took away my freedom and if anything bad were to ever happen to anybody I've out right accused of hurting me, I will be the one in prison which is worse than my current house arrest and financial poverty. That's the perfect way to set somebdy up by the way. And that's just what you criminals did from x103.9 and The Cure's web page. WELL f*** SATUTUES OF LIMITATIONS. The LAW SUCKS!