http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/05/whats_the_worst_song_lyric_eve.html
Some quality shittiness here.
My personal faves are Depeche Mode Everything Counts:
The handshake seals the contract
From the contract there's no turning back
The turning point of a career
In Korea being insincere
The holiday was fun-packed
The contract still intact
Sting Russians:
Believe me when I say to you,
I hope the Russians love their children toooooo...
Derek B- Bad Young Brother (crap late 80s UK hip hop artiste...)
Up above she had basketballs
And down below
Was like Niagara Falls
MacArthur PArk- Richard Harris
McArhur Park is melting in the dark and I dont think that I can take it,
cos it took so long to bake it
and I may never have that recipe again...
Snap- Rhythm Is A Dancer
I'm as serious as cancer
When I say that
Rhythm Is A Dancer
Life Is Life - Opus
Life (nanananana)
Life is life (nanananana)
Labadab dab dab life (nanananana)
Liiiiiiiife (nanananana)
And you call when it's over
You call it should last
Every minute of the future
Is a memory of the past
Cause we all gave the power
We all gave the best
And everyone gave everything
And every song everybody sang
Life is life
(Reminds me of hanign round Colchester avenue Industrial Estate at 10 up to no good!!!! Singing this anarchaic anthem)