The Worst Christmas song ever

You can sing it at your Xmas do :p

unfortunately, i'll be sober, so there's no chance.

god, seriously, can nobody go in my place? it's gonna be really awful.
 
No one hasn't mentioned yet, Do They Know It's Christmas is also terrible.

No no no,it's FANTASTIC.

Although, singing it once in Edinburgh led me to being arrested,spending a night in the cells and brought up in front of the court.
:(
 
I guess I'm the only one anti-Christmas songs.
I switch off the radio as soon as I hear a Christmas song apart from Fairy Tale in New York.
 
No one hasn't mentioned yet, Do They Know It's Christmas is also terrible.

am i no one? because i mentioned it at the end of my first post in here. thats the 'there wont be snow in africa this christmas' blah blah blah

for once K i agree with you on something. it does stink.
 
I cannot thing of one single Xmas song i don't despise or am not sick of. :)
 
I guess I'm the only one anti-Christmas songs.
I switch off the radio as soon as I hear a Christmas song apart from Fairy Tale in New York.

I'm exactly the same, and yeah Fairy Tale in New York is the only bearable Xmas song but I get so fed up of hearing it.
 
No one hasn't mentioned yet, Do They Know It's Christmas is also terrible.


aahhh but the video...Simon,John et all.....mullets to Die for.:DI even had one.:(
 
THe gayness of the "Christmas shoes":
The Christmas Shoes


It was almost Christmas time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing 'round like little boys do
And in his hands he held a pair of shoes

His clothes were worn and old, he was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say

Chorus:
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight

He counted pennies for what seemed like years
Then the cashier said, "Son, there's not enough here"
He searched his pockets frantically
Then he turned and he looked at me
He said Mama made Christmas good at our house
Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir, what am I going to do,
Somehow I've got to buy her these Christmas shoes

So I laid the money down, I just had to help him out
I'll never forget the look on his face when he said
Mama's gonna look so great

Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight

Bridge:
I knew I'd caught a glimpse of heaven's love
As he thanked me and ran out
I knew that God had sent that little boy
To remind me just what Christmas is all about

and just a tiny part of the super lameness of "Crabs for Christmas":
"Crabs for Christmas"

'In a department store North of Houston,
Sat a Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

In a minute he knows, the front door will close,
And this tired old Santa can pack up an leave,

when a big fellow came out of nowhere,
and he sat right down on Santa's knee,

And the .......... As the Big fellow said,
Dear Santa I appreciate you listening to me,

And He Said
Oh, I want Crabs for Christmas
Oh, Only Crabs will do,
Oh, for with Crabs for Christmas
My Christmas wish'll come true.

I think I've actually heard that. what an awful song. i dont think Jesus cares what kind of shoes you have on. what if he was like "hey baby, nice shoes, they'll protect your feet from the fiery coals of HELL!" *pulls lever, mommy drops through hole in floor*
 
I think I've actually heard that. what an awful song. i dont think Jesus cares what kind of shoes you have on. what if he was like "hey baby, nice shoes, they'll protect your feet from the fiery coals of HELL!" *pulls lever, mommy drops through hole in floor*

hahahhah i always think that too. and srsly the funeral's going to be expensive, kid. i mean, even a cremation with no service is at least $300. Why burn up those Choos?
 
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer is not only a terrible din, but the content is slanderous.
 
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