the "viva hate is leaving" appreciation thread

[nicky wire's legs]

How about if you imagine you're writing to Neil?

i could never allow common eyes to read such things as i would write to neil!

 

[Detective Smith]

i could never allow common eyes to read such things as i would write to neil!

Imagine you're writing to Neil in public.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Imagine you're writing to Neil in public.

i have written to neil in public. ive used up all my material.

 

[Detective Smith]

i have written to neil in public. ive used up all my material.

Write a memoir to Neil, and keep in mind others will see the final product too.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Write a memoir to Neil, and keep in mind others will see the final product too.

but why neil, what does that have to do with a memoir of my life, that's what people will want to know: "why is she telling this dude, what does he have to do with anything"?

 

[Detective Smith]

but why neil, what does that have to do with a memoir of my life, that's what people will want to know: "why is she telling this dude, what does he have to do with anything"?

He might read your book.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

if he were my hot sexy lover than yeah, i could see the relevance. neil, be my hot sexy lover so that i can write a book! you like books! do it for literature!

 

[Detective Smith]

if he were my hot sexy lover than yeah, i could see the relevance. neil, be my hot sexy lover so that i can write a book! you like books! do it for literature!

He is your hot sexy muse. Maybe after reading your book your lover.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

He is your hot sexy muse. Maybe after reading your book your lover.

or it could go the complete opposition way and he could take out a restraining order.

 

[Detective Smith]

but why neil, what does that have to do with a memoir of my life, that's what people will want to know: "why is she telling this dude, what does he have to do with anything"?

Who cares what people will want to know. It's Neil you're writing to.

 

[Detective Smith]

or it could go the complete opposition way and he could take out a restraining order.

You can edit before publishing it.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Who cares what people will want to know. It's Neil you're writing to.

well for the integrity of the book, you cant insert a completely irrelevant element like that as the major premise. also, i wouldn't want to force neil into an association that he might not want to have. no, im just going to keep on making the occasional annoying comment on his twitter.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

well for the integrity of the book, you cant insert a completely irrelevant element like that as the major premise.

Well, there goes your autobiography hopes, then...

 

[Detective Smith]

well for the integrity of the book, you cant insert a completely irrelevant element like that as the major premise. also, i wouldn't want to force neil into an association that he might not want to have. no, im just going to keep on making the occasional annoying comment on his twitter.

I'm sure he'd be flattered if he knew you wrote your memoir to exclusively him.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I'm sure he'd be flattered if he knew you wrote your memoir to exclusively him.

i don't know that he would be. people usually find things like that creepy, dont they?

 

[Detective Smith]

i don't know that he would be. people usually find things like that creepy, dont they?

He's not people though. He's your muse.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

He's not people though. He's your muse.

no, see, that's where it gets creepy. he's his own person who might very well not want to be my muse.

 

[Detective Smith]

no, see, that's where it gets creepy. he's his own person who might very well not want to be my muse.

As long as you respect him, I don't see why he'd have a problem.

 

[Detective Smith]

Unless he's an asshole

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Unless he's an asshole

well i could write it to him but give him a different name, lars or something. in the house of meetings, the speaker wrote what was basically a memoir in the form of a letter to his daugther, so something like that could work. i do find it much easier to write when i imagine im writing to someone.