the UNofficial Medical Advice thread

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

i have a real bad spider bite on my butt

what should i do?

 

[Kuiper]

Get a good guess what kind of spider it was?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

alrite
i have had some rum now
so i am going to cut @ it with a knife
maybe then i will feel better

 

[Kuiper]

Cut at the spider or...the bite? Don't physically tamper with the bite, but if you plan on torturing the spider, then, umm...good luck?

 

[Grim O'Grady]

i have a real bad spider bite on my butt

what should i do?

you need to suck out the poison!

love

Grim

 

[Kuiper]

you need to suck out the poison!

love

Grim

I think he's gonna need a volunteer to reach that area. Anyone with a mouth willing to do it? What about you, Grim, since you suggested it?

 

[Grim O'Grady]

I think I've got an athletes foot, what should I do with it?
(Ebay's useless by the way).

love

Grim

 

[Grim O'Grady]

I think he's gonna need a volunteer to reach that area. Anyone with a mouth willing to do it? What about you, Grim, since you suggested it?

might I suggest you shoot the messenger, this time?

love

Grim (not in the face though eh?)

 

[Kuiper]

might I suggest you shoot the messenger, this time?

love

Grim (not in the face though eh?)

Okay. *pow* Did that hurt, in the groin area? Now you just had another surgery, albeit an informal one, and are girlunafraid again. Triple-tranny, just as I suspected. I just won at least $800 dollars and the satisfaction of shooting someone in the crotch.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

ok, so i've cut it and squeezed
some greenish white stuff came out
then dark blood
now i have a bandage on it
and will not scratch it anymore
also
i am a little light headed though
but that probably just the rum

 

[Grim O'Grady]

Okay. *pow* Did that hurt, in the groin area? Now you just had another surgery, albeit an informal one, and are girlunafraid again. Triple-tranny, just as I suspected. I just won at least $800 dollars and the satisfaction of shooting someone in the crotch.

bloody-hell you made a right balls-up of that, what is it a twoggy?

love

Grim

 

[Kuiper]

bloody-hell you made a right balls-up of that, what is it a twoggy?

love

Grim

I don't know what you just said, but the buckshot did all the work, really, I know it was a very effective sex change, but really, the shrapnel did all the work, it deserves all the credit.

 

[Grim O'Grady]

a Twoggy

sheesh are you not englisht or summat?

love

Grim

 

[Pervomartovtsi]

I suggest you to go to the doc anyway, you might loose everything you got under yer navel if the poison's still there

 

[Dave]

you'll have one giant green ball
the other won't be there at all

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

I suggest you to go to the doc anyway, you might loose everything you got under yer navel if the poison's still there

i got the poison out
i aint retarded

but thank you for your support

 

[Grim O'Grady]

I think I've got an athletes foot, what should I do with it?
(Ebay's useless by the way).

love

Grim

well any takers?

love

Grim

 

[slum mum 1974]

nope you can keep it

 

[Grim O'Grady]

nope you can keep it

what if I throw in another so you can have the pair (matching)?

love

Grim

 

[chica]

Why do I get sick to my stomach so often lately? It's enough if I'm upset, let alone eat something that doesn't feel right at the moment. I took antibiotics for almost two weeks in February, did they f*ck up my stomach?