The unflattering photos thread

[Amy]

its not totllay unflatteruing but pretty dorky...

That is so cute

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

I love how Johnny manages to look deliciously hot and evil at the same time. It distracts me from how horrible Moz looks.

Hahaah, agreed, however they both scare me just a little in this pic- Johnny looks a bit like he's about to jump out of the picture and kill you

 

[Amy]

Hahaah, agreed, however they both scare me just a little in this pic- Johnny looks a bit like he's about to jump out of the picture and kill you

LOL true!

I wonder is he's realised that Moz is pretending to boot him in the face...

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

LOL true!

I wonder is he's realised that Moz is pretending to boot him in the face...

Haha...I only just noticed that actually...maybe that's why he looks so angry

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Its one of those
"Moz looks like a saint having an orgasm"* pics


and I luurve it to bits

(*was a quote by some guardian/observer writer - cannot remember who she was but incredibly funny)

The caption for this should totally be- "The ecstasy of Saint Moz"
hahah

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Hells no, I am not letting this thread get kicked off the main page. I need my daily dose of awkward hilarity.

Ha!

Oh dear...
God knows we love the guy but this photo is not the best, to say the very least...

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

This thread requires a bump after being brought up in the frink. It's hilarious, and some of the pictures aren't even that unflattering. It always makes me giggle.

 

[Raphael Lambach]

Why are you so cruel?
It's not so bad... "Live at Earls Court" is worse.

 

[Franissey]

 

[dicartwright]

I like that one...

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Why are you so cruel?
It's not so bad... "Live at Earls Court" is worse.

I agree with this.

But not these. These photos belong in the frink, surely?

 

[mcrickson]

I like that one...

Autofellatio?

 

[dicartwright]

Autofellatio?

Don't pervert my healthy--- ok

 

[Raphael Lambach]

But not these. These photos belong in the frink, surely?

You're right... right right...

 

[oscillate wildly]

sleepover! lawlz.

 

[Mel_Torment]

Still ill-looking

I think the Swords cover belongs on this thread, so there:

Some have described it as Moz looking constipated.

I still bought the gatefold lp, but only one this time. I will hide it in the attic so no one can see it as it shows his true hideousness as his soul decays...

Also

I knew I'd seen this expression before...
And Halloween IS approaching...

I took this picture last year in Austin at SXSW

 

[dothewatusi]

Re: Still ill-looking

Made me laugh! Sorry.

 

[Mel_Torment]

Re: Still ill-looking

Another comment someone else made about the Swords cover -- M looks like an escaped convict...who's pausing for a breather after digging a hole to bury the body.

Made me laugh! Sorry.

Don't be sorry. I'm not sorry.

I didn't post the original inspiration because it was originally too disturbing. But now I know how to use spoiler tags.

Those Austin piccies remind me of this cymbal playing monkey from the emotionally-scarring toys section of disturbingauctions.com:

Greetings. I would be charmed to play a song for you on my cymbals... in exchange for your IMMORTAL SOUL.

Please note magnified version.

Spoiler

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Re: Still ill-looking

Another comment someone else made about the Swords cover -- M looks like an escaped convict...who's pausing for a breather after digging a hole to bury the body.

OMG. He actually does.

 

[Mildred]

Oh dear...
God knows we love the guy but this photo is not the best, to say the very least...

Thank you for this photo and whole thread, needed to have laugh this evening xx