The top ten things that really annoy women in bed

[Not Right in the Head]

huh? It's me and a calendar of westies?

Oh. Why so serious?

WTF are Westies?

 

[jesuisbryony]

WTF is that in your avatar?

A relative of Snow White?

They're dogs.

 

[anon x]

Oh. Why so serious?

WTF are Westies?

Westies are dogs:West Highland Terriers.

Oh,by the way ladies,I have 3 day stubble!

 

[Scarlet1987]

Oh. Why so serious?

WTF are Westies?

West highland white terriers. Scottish dogs

 

[Skinner]

While I don't agree with all of these (I too like stubble etc), I think that #3 and #5 are totally true.

Just because you think it's hot to talk a lot, doesn't mean we want to hear what retarded things come out of your mouth while in that state of mind.

And just because you can last for 2 hours, doesn't mean we want it to last 2 hours. Don't get me wrong, a 2 pump chump is never a good thing. But marathon sex every single time is really not needed. I have other things to do as well. Just saying.

 

[anon x]

a 2 pump chump is never a good thing.

PUMP CHUMP !

I hope you never say that to potential lovers

 

[Scarlet1987]

A relative of Snow White?

They're dogs.

Most kind. I must say I'm a bit obsessed with snow white. lmao

 

[bored]

Maybe not the hook...

A little pleasure/pain massage with a bit of running the hook down the back... nothing extreme.. just a little danger.

 

[jete tes devoirs au feu]

A little pleasure/pain massage with a bit of running the hook down the back... nothing extreme.. just a little danger.

Are you advertising here, or just drifting off into fantasy?

 

[EPbabe]

And just because you can last for 2 hours, doesn't mean we want it to last 2 hours. Don't get me wrong, a 2 pump chump is never a good thing. But marathon sex every single time is really not needed. I have other things to do as well. Just saying.

Now I like you even more!

 

[bored]

Are you advertising here, or just drifting off into fantasy?

If I was advertising, I'd have moderated the thread to Marketplace Thread. If I was fantasizing then I would have typed with one hand.

I was merely suggesting a way for SOUITN to indulge in the full pirate theme.

a 2 pump chump is never a good thing.

This recession is hitting the bedroom.. I always heard the term as 3 pump chump.

 

[Skinner]

Now I like you even more!

Haha thanks!

 

[EPbabe]

Haha thanks!

Also reminded me of a certain guy....

 

[Skinner]

Also reminded me of a certain guy....

Now the eye roll can be in reference to the marathon boner or the 2 pump chump. Both are eye roll worthy. The question is, which one?...

 

[EPbabe]

Now the eye roll can be in reference to the marathon boner or the 2 pump chump. Both are eye roll worthy. The question is, which one?...

Marathon boner....

 

[Ben Budd]

Stubble is sexy. I resolutely refuse to sleep with a man unless he has a 3 day beard.

That's wonderfully coincidental, as I have been waiting in your garden for four days now.