The Smiths Curry Top Ten

[The Ghost Of Martin Rowson]

The Smiths Curry Top Ten

1. Girlfriend In A Korma
2. Hatful Of Aloo
3. Sweet And Tindaloo-ligan
4. Sheila Tikka Bow
5. I Know It's Okra
6. The Death Of A Disco Dhansak
7. A Rogan Josh And The Land Is Ours
8. Rubber Ring
9. Pretty Girls Make Gravy
10. err......"Send me the pilau, the one that you dream on..."

 

[Davey Hulme]

6 MoreThe Smiths Curry Top Ten

Samosa is a six letter word
The Hand That Cooks The Bhaji's
This Charming Nan
Never Had no Massala ever
Some chapatti's are bigger than others
That balti isn't runny anymore

 

[The Ghost Of Martin Rowson]

Re: 6 MoreThe Smiths Curry Top Ten

> Samosa is a six letter word
> The Hand That Cooks The Bhaji's
> This Charming Nan
> Never Had no Massala ever
> Some chapatti's are bigger than others
> That balti isn't runny anymore

Goddamit - how could I have missed This Charming Nan?

 

[Bill Zero]

And if we allow Morrissey solo tracks...

The More You Ignore Me The Samosa I Get

You're the One For Me, Chapati

 

[Davey Hulme]

More Morrissey solo tracks...

Jalfrezi & I
Alma Malaya
I can have biryani
Alsation chutney
Piccadilly Peshwari
November spawned a Karahi
Massalajusted
Popadum Jack
King Prawn Leer
Driving your paratha home
Madras rejected my bowel
Used to be a sweet sauce
Dagenham Dhansk
The teachers are afraid of the tikka
Margaret on the rogan josh

 

[Grim O'Grady]

Re: More Morrissey solo tracks...

Alsation chutney,
yuck
take-me-away

Grim

> Jalfrezi & I
> Alma Malaya
> I can have biryani
> Alsation chutney
> Piccadilly Peshwari
> November spawned a Karahi
> Massalajusted
> Popadum Jack
> King Prawn Leer
> Driving your paratha home
> Madras rejected my bowel
> Used to be a sweet sauce
> Dagenham Dhansk
> The teachers are afraid of the tikka
> Margaret on the rogan josh

 

[Reg Kray]

Re: More tracks...

> Alsation chutney,
> yuck
> take-me-away

> Grim

Pilau Round The Fountain
The Hand That Rocks The Ladle
Well I Chunder

 

[Bluenose]

From Rusholme, With Love

The Murgh You Ignore me...
I've Change My Order To Balti
Passander Love
The Jalfraizi Train
Bhuna Strikes Again

 

[Ruffian]

> The Smiths Curry Top Ten

> 1. Girlfriend In A Korma
> 2. Hatful Of Aloo
> 3. Sweet And Tindaloo-ligan
> 4. Sheila Tikka Bow
> 5. I Know It's Okra
> 6. The Death Of A Disco Dhansak
> 7. A Rogan Josh And The Land Is Ours
> 8. Rubber Ring
> 9. Pretty Girls Make Gravy
> 10. err......"Send me the pilau, the one that you dream on..."

Very amusing.. you should employ that fertile mind to split the atom or something!
Rusholme Ruffian Curry Mile