It has to be the version from "Rank" and then it's up there with the greats. I also think this is interesting
This is the last night of the fair
And the grease in the hair
Of a speedway operator
Is all a tremulous heart requires
A schoolgirl is denied
She said: "How quickly would I die
If I jumped from the top of the parachutes?"
There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
Sharing some similar sentiments and both very dramatic but the first one makes us laugh, or I laugh, at the idea while the second one is more grown up, less fun, more serious.