The REAL Confessions Thread

[troubleluvsme]

I cannot share it here but I'll PM ya later...

Imma still waiting for you REAL confession, via PM

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I want Morrissey to see the Rose Parade for some nagging reason in my brain. I guess I'm not going to this year as I had hoped but I think if he's into parades and in town, he should put in a hat and some sunglasses and go see it.

 

[therightone]

I started a physics innuendo thread...

I had a few good ones but no other soul could be bothered with it...

 

[troubleluvsme]

Anyone?

 

[oscillate wildly]

Anyone?

only if you go first!

 

[Hellie]

I confess to two timing my last two boyfriends.Am very bad.

 

[malvachat]

Many,many years ago I slept with my girlfriends mum.That wasn't too bad till she put me on to her sister.
Still it was fun at the time.

 

[Hellie]

Many,many years ago I slept with my girlfriends mum.That wasn't too bad till she put me on to her sister.
Still it was fun at the time.

nice one

 

[malvachat]

I confess to two timing my last two boyfriends.Am very bad.

Maybe?
Depends on the circumstances.
A one off,one night,or a regular thing?

 

[and_i__disintegrate]

http://www.justin.tv/br/lipslikem0rphine#r=WR7GzAE~

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I have crushes and appreciation all the time but I'm totally not a vagiterian.

 

[john86]

I have crushes and appreciation all the time but I'm totally not a vagiterian.

muff is murder

 

[CrystalGeezer]

muff is murder

Yeah. I'm totally into eating mate.

 

[john86]

Yeah. I'm totally into eating mate.

sweet jesus...

 

[Patrick!]

Many,many years ago I slept with my girlfriends mum.That wasn't too bad till she put me on to her sister.
Still it was fun at the time.

i feel that everyone should have at least one sexual escapade that mirrors a song penned by jarvis cocker. i think you've had two ("babies" and "pencil skirt") i've only had one, which was sleeping with a married woman (a personal favorite of mine "i spy"). she's getting a divorce and we're still dating.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I cheated on my long-time girlfriend with some psycho, chunky cow from El Paso. This was shortly after I met her friend who was covered in cat hair. I haven't been tested for diseases yet.

 

[Poppy Full]

i feel that everyone should have at least one sexual escapade that mirrors a song penned by jarvis cocker. i think you've had two ("babies" and "pencil skirt") i've only had one, which was sleeping with a married woman (a personal favorite of mine "i spy"). she's getting a divorce and we're still dating.

That sounds like a wonderful axiom.

 

[Patrick!]

it is! now go have sex with your significant other's mother/father/sister/brother, a senior citizen, or someone who is married/engaged.

 

[tbishop]

i feel that everyone should have at least one sexual escapade that mirrors a song penned by jarvis cocker. i think you've had two ("babies" and "pencil skirt") i've only had one, which was sleeping with a married woman (a personal favorite of mine "i spy"). she's getting a divorce and we're still dating.

i have always been fond of 'pencil skirt' and 'this is hardcore' for very similar reasons

 

[Patrick!]

this is hardcore is one of my favorite songs of all time. the build up, the thunderous climax, and some of the darkest, desperate lyrics i've ever heard.