The Real American Morrissey

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greasetea

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Hi gang. I love Morrissey but id on't even know who he was until my friend (she's a hot girl, I have a lot of hot girls as friends and some not as ..get it? if ya..get..my drift..) said I sound like Morrissey. I stood there thinking how could I greastea. sound like anyone else with my deep tenor and rich vocals...the lyrics are so deep that you must sit down and take a huge damn $hit (much akin to giving birth)..and while one "drops the kids," you'll sit there and depply induce yourself into simplespeak and say, "my Greasetea is a lot like Morrissey." When you hear me sing, you will cry and throw flowers at me too.

I sometimes wear blindpeople galsses and a cane when I sing (sin?).

But the real kicker is that Greasetea sounds more like Victor Johnson. Hey Rhithead, get over your f.ucking self because the only thing you and Moz have in common, is the fact your mom has had both of you cum all over her third nipple. Go stick your pinepapple face into a food dehydrator and eat it you linkdog.
 
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