The Police just blew the roof off!

Kevaxe2k2

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What a killer performance at the Grammy's. Band was TIGHT and sounded great. This is one reunion that will measure up the past. And how the hell is Sting 55? Dude looks 20 years younger.
 
What a killer performance at the Grammy's. Band was TIGHT and sounded great. This is one reunion that will measure up the past. And how the hell is Sting 55? Dude looks 20 years younger.

Sting is not 55 looking because he practices tantric sex with his film producer wife Traci (I MAY BE WRONG)

Sting's nickname (his real name is Gordon Sumner) for wearing a jumper that had the same colours as a bumble bee.

The Smiths refused to support The Police on the grounds that they were simply better than them. (early Smiths and all look it up...)

Sting also found the secret of youth by trying to save the rainforests with some bloke from Canning Town who they painted up, stuck in a ra-ra skirt and put a record in his mouth. Rumours that said record was Sting's personal copy of Russians are yet to be confirmed.

Could you please post some footage of Andy Summer or Stewart Copeland to prove that they are not actually extras from the original Dawn Of The Dead.

Can't moderators justify deletions by saying your opinion means shit. It is wrong now f*** off and sing a Do Do Do A Dah Dah Dah. With a peshwari nan.
 
nothing can make up for the terrible crime also known as stings solo career, the most boring music ever recorded .
 
The Police were shit back then and are shit now. It's only the people that can't remember them properly that are falling for the hype.
 
hasn't Sting been playing all their hits solo anyway? No offence, but it ain't gonna sound too different now that the 'bands aback togetha'
 
nothing can make up for the terrible crime also known as Sting's solo career, the most boring music ever recorded .

In his song 'The Russians', he rhymed the word precedent with president....

"There is no historical precedent
To put the words in the mouth of the President"

Siberia would be too good for him....
 
The Police were shit back then and are shit now. It's only the people that can't remember them properly that are falling for the hype.

That's a bit harsh Danny. IMO, they weren't a bad band, the problem was (and is) that Sting was (and is) a total prick!!
 
...the problem was (and is) that Sting was (and is) a total prick!!

Having just spoken with a colleague who deals with defamation cases, I would like to retract this comment.

Apparently, Sting is a great bloke who does a lot of work for charidee, mate! And who am I to disagree??
 
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