The OFFICIAL Manchester City F.C Thread

[girl still ill]

Mental health nursing...I'm gonna have to explain it was postponed due to weather and hope my mentor sympathises with me - fingers crossed.

Good luck. I very nearly did mental health nursing, but went for general insted. Now work in A&E as a sister. Wish I had gone down mental health route!

 

[Moonbeam]

Yay I got to change my shift...took some stick though cus my mentor is a united fan...bet he fails me if we win

 

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Yay I got to change my shift...took some stick though cus my mentor is a united fan...bet he fails me if we win

Nice one Mooney...... see you there

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Just wanted to bump this thread back into the top four....where City belong

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[troubleluvsme]

Just wanted to bump this thread back into the top four....where City belong

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While the UK City fans sleep, I'll take care of your thread.

 

[down_in_albion]

There isn't a gooner thread so I'm putting this in here...

Top of the league...f*** yeah.

 

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There isn't a gooner thread so I'm putting this in here...

Top of the league...f*** yeah.

Up The Arse

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Roberto Mancini, Alex Fergie and Rafa Benitez went out one night for a few drinks.
Mancini got the first round in, followed by Fergie and then Benitez.
After that, Mancini gets up and goes to the bar again and comes back with one pint in his right hand, sits down and starts drinking.
Fergie and Rafa exchange glances at each other, and then Fergie snaps, asking Mancini why he only bought a drink for himself.
''Because this is the fourth round and you two are not in it'', came the reply

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[bauhaus_modern]

Just wanted to bump this thread back into the top four....where City belong

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This is not dissension in the ranks, honest - merely great interest.
What is the appeal of football?

 

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This is not dissension in the ranks, honest - merely great interest.
What is the appeal of football?

You are from Glasgow and you ask a question like that?
(Mind you, you do say Partick) I've saw City at Firhill in a pre season friendly in 1984

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http://sport.aol.co.uk/tevez-hits-out-at-idiot-neville/article/20100121173330255877755

Tevez - Neville is an ''idiot'' and a ''boot licker''

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Who put the C*nt in Scunthorpe?

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/8475915.stm

Why do we have to have such a Muppet in charge of the club?
Garry Cook - we don't give a f**k

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[Moonbeam]

Football packed weekend for Moony....Going Accy Stanley today and Scunny tomorrow, then only 3 days til United

 

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Football packed weekend for Moony....Going Accy Stanley today and Scunny tomorrow, then only 3 days til United

Yes, and all the Liverpool fans are shopping in Aldi this weekend

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[Shaw]

I'd loan him out to Stockport or Oldham and still pay the wages

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Would be nice

Then again, we'd take anyone right now

 

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Oh it's a long way to get to Wembley
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to get to Wembley
Where all the best teams go
So, goodbye man united,
Goodbye Liverpool
It's a long long way to get to Wembley
But City, are through



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COME ON CITY

The Arse are out
'Nited are out
Liverpuddle are out.........

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[helen661]

And City are still in......Whoooooo hoooooo