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benny
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well, i just recieved notice from informed sources that celexa is morrissey's personal assistant/secretary, his girl friday, if you will. you'll note how she calls him 'steven', a slip-up that directly implicates her in her closeness to morrissey.
all of us should let loose our own ideas/opinions about morrissey and believe EVERY WORD she says. after all, there is no-one closer to 'steven' than her (except, i guess, for his loving wife of many years, chicken caccetori).
the photo proves it. there are NO circumstances, other than his own wedding, that morrissey could be photographed with a woman in a wedding dress. he could NOT have been at a friend's wedding. he could NOT have been at a fan's wedding. he could NOT have been passing by a church where a wedding was taking place and been recognized and asked to pose for a photograph. these things COULD NOT have happened, it is QUITE OBVIOUS that morrissey, dressed to the nines in faded blue jeans, attended his own wedding and was photographed with his blushing bride.
i know that many of you may be a bit leery of believing a completely anonymous source, but the private dicks i've hired have proven to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that celexa is thick as theives with 'steven'. she has worked for him for many years, and actually wrote most of the lyrics to the last album. it was her idea for him to tour this year as well.
she'll probably deny this, i've learned also that she is modest to the core and does not like public appreciation, but belive you me, this girl and moz are LIKE THIS: (image of me crossing my fingers).
thanks, celexa, for setting us straight, so to speak, about morrissey. you've done an invaluable service for fans everywhere.
sincerely?
benny ^o
all of us should let loose our own ideas/opinions about morrissey and believe EVERY WORD she says. after all, there is no-one closer to 'steven' than her (except, i guess, for his loving wife of many years, chicken caccetori).
the photo proves it. there are NO circumstances, other than his own wedding, that morrissey could be photographed with a woman in a wedding dress. he could NOT have been at a friend's wedding. he could NOT have been at a fan's wedding. he could NOT have been passing by a church where a wedding was taking place and been recognized and asked to pose for a photograph. these things COULD NOT have happened, it is QUITE OBVIOUS that morrissey, dressed to the nines in faded blue jeans, attended his own wedding and was photographed with his blushing bride.
i know that many of you may be a bit leery of believing a completely anonymous source, but the private dicks i've hired have proven to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that celexa is thick as theives with 'steven'. she has worked for him for many years, and actually wrote most of the lyrics to the last album. it was her idea for him to tour this year as well.
she'll probably deny this, i've learned also that she is modest to the core and does not like public appreciation, but belive you me, this girl and moz are LIKE THIS: (image of me crossing my fingers).
thanks, celexa, for setting us straight, so to speak, about morrissey. you've done an invaluable service for fans everywhere.
sincerely?
benny ^o