The mysterious benny

[celexa]

benny, my, my, i have completly overlooked your credentials. i had no idea you had any associations with Dieter or Spartacus. This site is more exclusive than i thought. Who else is out there???? Stylie, which nick are you??? my lovely benny, the world has us wrong. It is so hard for these first-class idiots to decode sarcasm from simple text messages, but that's alright, people in here are nothing. They are not like you and me. For the record, i could give a f-u-c-k about anyone in here. you are as meaningless as a leaf falling from a tree. There has been numerous reviews concerning Steven's fans. Most of them state the heightened intellectual curiosity that individual fans display. From my experience, this only counts to about 5% of the Steven's fan-base. Therefore, 95% of Steven's fans are as moronic as Robert's fans. But that's really ok, between Steven and I, because you are all consumers!!!! you buy everything we publish.

Benny, when Steven gets back from the, what we like to call, "Latino tour," Dieter will personally hand you an invitation to join Steven and I for afternoon tea. I look forward in meeting you, benny! Take care!!

//celexa\

 

[Inept Guy]

Re: The mysterious benny...Forgive me Celexa!!

> benny, my, my, i have completly overlooked your credentials. i
> had no idea you had any associations with Dieter or Spartacus.
> This site is more exclusive than i thought. Who else is out
> there???? Stylie, which nick are you??? my lovely benny, the
> world has us wrong. It is so hard for these first-class idiots
> to decode sarcasm from simple text messages, but that's alright,
> people in here are nothing. They are not like you and me. For
> the record, i could give a f-u-c-k about anyone in here. you are
> as meaningless as a leaf falling from a tree. There has been
> numerous reviews concerning Steven's fans. Most of them state

I feel like going on record that
> the heightened intellectual curiosity that individual fans
> display. From my experience, this only counts to about 5% of the
> Steven's fan-base. Therefore, 95% of Steven's fans are as
> moronic as Robert's fans. But that's really ok, between Steven
> and I, because you are all consumers!!!! you buy everything we
> publish.

> Benny, when Steven gets back from the, what we like to call,
> "Latino tour," Dieter will personally hand you an
> invitation to join Steven and I for afternoon tea. I look
> forward in meeting you, benny! Take care!!

> //celexa\ I really thought that leaves falling from tree's were actually quite beautiful. Maybe not as beautiful as a plastic bag dancing in the wind in front of the World Trade Center, but beautiful nonetheless. Now that I know your true feelings on this issue, I'm afraid that it will not work out between us. Please!!! Forgive me. I am going to hide my beautiful face in shame. At least for a few hours. Until I return from my not so fabulous dinner with a few fabulous friends. I left you a sandwitch this morning, but only to gather flys and a few cockroaches all over the uneaten bread and veggie-slices. Was it because I did not leave Doritos too, that you have forsaken me so? IT'S TEARING ME APART!!!!!

 

[Get me away from here i'm dying]

> benny, my, my, i have completly overlooked your credentials. i
> had no idea you had any associations with Dieter or Spartacus.
> This site is more exclusive than i thought. Who else is out
> there???? Stylie, which nick are you??? my lovely benny, the
> world has us wrong. It is so hard for these first-class idiots
> to decode sarcasm from simple text messages, but that's alright,
> people in here are nothing. They are not like you and me. For
> the record, i could give a f-u-c-k about anyone in here. you are
> as meaningless as a leaf falling from a tree. There has been
> numerous reviews concerning Steven's fans. Most of them state
> the heightened intellectual curiosity that individual fans
> display. From my experience, this only counts to about 5% of the
> Steven's fan-base. Therefore, 95% of Steven's fans are as
> moronic as Robert's fans. But that's really ok, between Steven
> and I, because you are all consumers!!!! you buy everything we
> publish.

> Benny, when Steven gets back from the, what we like to call,
> "Latino tour," Dieter will personally hand you an
> invitation to join Steven and I for afternoon tea. I look
> forward in meeting you, benny! Take care!!

> //celexa\

Wow! I havent heard so much "better then you " talk since i was in high school and had to listen to the jocks go on and on about how great they are at about everything.Nothing like making your fellow man feel as low as possible......well i sleep well at night knowing people like you are rushing the demise of humans everywhere.I think you should give yourself a big pat on the back and say "good job to me, i have in every possible way, done all i can to make my self look good".I am so happy to meet one of the worlds elite.....your light makes me look soooooooooooooooooooooo bad.

 

[Bosie]

Jed, is that YOU?

 

[Cassandra]

are you satan's cheerleader?

 

[nobody you know]

Have you got an inferiority complex?

 

[girl_drowning]

> are you satan's cheerleader?

Cassandra? May I call you that? "satan's cheerleader"? Oh that's very good...
i have great respect for whoever thought of that.

girl_drowning
Akasha

 

[uncle jimmy]

AKASHA?! Hey you have that gross webcam site!

Yucko!

 

[benny]

thanks, celexa

i would love to take you up on your invitation. i have to warn you, though, that i am not a typical rabid morrissey fan; i don't dress like him or wear my hair like his (well, i did when i was younger, around 'bona drag', but then i grew up.

i *do* think he a very talented and complex person, and would really jump at the chance to converse over lunch or tea. feel free to email me at [email protected] whenever he is available.

sincerely,

benny

> Benny, when Steven gets back from the, what we like to call,
> "Latino tour," Dieter will personally hand you an
> invitation to join Steven and I for afternoon tea. I look
> forward in meeting you, benny! Take care!!

> //celexa\

 

[Inept Guy]

Re: thanks, celexa

> i would love to take you up on your invitation. i have to warn
> you, though, that i am not a typical rabid morrissey fan; i
> don't dress like him or wear my hair like his (well, i did when
> i was younger, around 'bona drag', but then i grew up.

> i *do* think he a very talented and complex person, and would
> really jump at the chance to converse over lunch or tea. feel
> free to email me at [email protected] whenever he is
> available.

> sincerely,

> benny

YA, RIGHT GUY! Do you really think that "Celexa" will invite you along for tea at Mozza's? She won't even clean my curtains.

 

[girl_drowning]

Re: AKASHA?! Hey you have that gross webcam site!

> Yucko!

"gross web cam?"

what the hell are you talking about?

you must have me mistaken with someone else...

Girl_drowning
Akasha

 

[benny]

invitations

whether or not i believe celexa will invite me to tea is irrelevant. one must always be gracious concerning invitations.

benny

> YA, RIGHT GUY! Do you really think that "Celexa" will
> invite you along for tea at Mozza's? She won't even clean my
> curtains.