The Moz/Smiths Top 100, Part 74: I KEEP MINE HIDDEN

How do you rate I Keep Mine Hidden?


  • Total voters
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Houdini

Junior Member
While we wait for the new album to arrive, let us go about rating the songs we know, on a daily basis, and compile our own Morrissey/Smiths Top 100.
And instead of chronologically, let's do them alphabetically.

Song for Today: I KEEP MINE HIDDEN

Voting should be something along these lines:
10: Perfection
9: Near perfect, brilliant
8: Really good Moz/Smiths song
7: Good Moz/Smiths song
6: Decent, OK, Nothing special
5: Uninspired
4: Poor
3: Bad
2: Should never have been released
1: He/They should be ashamed

The songs we've done so far (voting is still open, click to vote):

Part 1: A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
Part 2: A Song From Under The Floorboards
Part 3: A Swallow On My Neck
Part 4: Accept Yourself
Part 5: All The Lazy Dykes
Part 6: Alma Matters
Part 7: Alsatian Cousin
Part 8: Ambitious Outsiders
Part 9: America Is Not The World
Part 10: Ammunition
Part 11: Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together
Part 12: Asian Rut
Part 13: Ask
Part 14: Asleep
Part 15: At Amber
Part 16: At Last I Am Born
Part 17: Back To The Old House
Part 18: Barbarism Begins At Home
Part 19: Bengali In Platforms
Part 20: Best Friend On The Payroll
Part 21: Bigmouth Strikes Again
Part 22: Billy Budd
Part 23: Black-Eyed Susan
Part 24: Boxers
Part 25: Break Up The Family
Part 26: Cemetry Gates
Part 27: Certain People I Know
Part 28: Christian Dior
Part 29: Come Back To Camden
Part 30: Cosmic Dancer
Part 31: Dagenham Dave
Part 32: Dear God Please Help Me
Part 33: Death At One's Elbow
Part 34: Death Of A Disco Dancer
Part 35: Dial-A-Cliche
Part 36: Disappointed
Part 37: Do Your Best And Don't Worry
Part 38: Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice
Part 39: Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Part 40: East West
Part 41: Everyday Is Like Sunday
Part 42: First Of The Gang To Die
Part 43: Found Found Found
Part 44: Frankly Mr Shankly
Part 45: Friday Mourning
Part 46: Ganglord
Part 47: Get Off The Stage
Part 48: Girl Afraid
Part 49: Girl Least Likely To
Part 50: Girlfriend In A Coma
Part 51: Glamorous Glue
Part 52: Golden Lights
Part 53: Good Looking Man About Town
Part 54: Hairdresser On Fire
Part 55: Half A Person
Part 56: Hand In Glove
Part 57: Handsome Devil
Part 58: Have-A-Go Merchant
Part 59: He Cried
Part 60: He Knows I'd Love To See Him
Part 61: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Part 62: Heir Apparent
Part 63: Hold On To Your Friends
Part 64: How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel?
Part 65: How Soon Is Now?
Part 66: Human Being
Part 67: I Am Hated For Loving
Part 68: I Am Two People
Part 69: I Can Have Both
Part 70: I Don't Mind If You Forget Me
Part 71: I Don't Owe You Anything
Part 72: I Have Forgiven Jesus
Part 73: I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
 

SNS22

Not Dead Yet
The Swansong....Quite Good...but not the best
 

sid james

Stone me!
The production sound is AWFUL (that session had the worst sound of any Smiths session ever) but I love it - the jaunty George Formby swagger of it, one of Mozzer's best lines ("I'm a twenty digit combination to unlock with a past where to be 'touched' meant to be mental"), the whistling, and the undeniable extra intangible buzz around knowing it's absolutely the LAST gasp of the Morrissey/Marr partnership. I remember an interview in 1992 when Morrissey said this was his favourite Smiths song as well (though he has changed his mind a few times!)
 

Danny

Senior Member
Pretty bloody awful. I've given it a 6 but am regretting it now. It should be lower.
 

Spineless Swine

Are you loathsome tonight
love it, yes it's a little bit twee, but lyrically its a masterpiece.

It epitimises the sound Morrissey has completely left behind with his new band. Its light, catchy and poppy whereas now he's unmelodic and cumbersome.
 

Your Arsenal

yes I am blind
This song is absolutely dreadful.
Shoplifters of the world unite is Morrissey's favorite song. Hmpf!

anyway, the lyrics might be quite alright, but it simply doesn't match the music.... You can feel Johnny Marr reaching for the gun.
 

D Licious

Banned
These song ratings threads is a great Idea!!!! Thank you Mr. Houdini :)


I give this song a 7, not one of my favorites.
 

SNS22

Not Dead Yet

SNS22

Not Dead Yet
nothing special, a decent song... 7

tomorrows poll song willl come in the top 10
[I know its over]
10. I can't help loving it. it's always in my top 3 list of smiths-songs.
How anyone with any brains could equate I Keep Mine Hidden on the same scale with I Know It's Over is beyond me...
 
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Well I Wonder

Now, Today, Tomorrow.....
Theres better ones and there worse ones. 6/10​
 
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