The Moz/Smiths Top 100, Part 68: I AM TWO PEOPLE

How do you rate I Am Two People?

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Junior Member
While we wait for the new album to arrive, let us go about rating the songs we know, on a daily basis, and compile our own Morrissey/Smiths Top 100.
And instead of chronologically, let's do them alphabetically.

Song for Today: I AM TWO PEOPLE

Voting should be something along these lines:
10: Perfection
9: Near perfect, brilliant
8: Really good Moz/Smiths song
7: Good Moz/Smiths song
6: Decent, OK, Nothing special
5: Uninspired
4: Poor
3: Bad
2: Should never have been released
1: He/They should be ashamed

The songs we've done so far (voting is still open, click to vote):

Part 1: A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
Part 2: A Song From Under The Floorboards
Part 3: A Swallow On My Neck
Part 4: Accept Yourself
Part 5: All The Lazy Dykes
Part 6: Alma Matters
Part 7: Alsatian Cousin
Part 8: Ambitious Outsiders
Part 9: America Is Not The World
Part 10: Ammunition
Part 11: Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together
Part 12: Asian Rut
Part 13: Ask
Part 14: Asleep
Part 15: At Amber
Part 16: At Last I Am Born
Part 17: Back To The Old House
Part 18: Barbarism Begins At Home
Part 19: Bengali In Platforms
Part 20: Best Friend On The Payroll
Part 21: Bigmouth Strikes Again
Part 22: Billy Budd
Part 23: Black-Eyed Susan
Part 24: Boxers
Part 25: Break Up The Family
Part 26: Cemetry Gates
Part 27: Certain People I Know
Part 28: Christian Dior
Part 29: Come Back To Camden
Part 30: Cosmic Dancer
Part 31: Dagenham Dave
Part 32: Dear God Please Help Me
Part 33: Death At One's Elbow
Part 34: Death Of A Disco Dancer
Part 35: Dial-A-Cliche
Part 36: Disappointed
Part 37: Do Your Best And Don't Worry
Part 38: Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice
Part 39: Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Part 40: East West
Part 41: Everyday Is Like Sunday
Part 42: First Of The Gang To Die
Part 43: Found Found Found
Part 44: Frankly Mr Shankly
Part 45: Friday Mourning
Part 46: Ganglord
Part 47: Get Off The Stage
Part 48: Girl Afraid
Part 49: Girl Least Likely To
Part 50: Girlfriend In A Coma
Part 51: Glamorous Glue
Part 52: Golden Lights
Part 53: Good Looking Man About Town
Part 54: Hairdresser On Fire
Part 55: Half A Person
Part 56: Hand In Glove
Part 57: Handsome Devil
Part 58: Have-A-Go Merchant
Part 59: He Cried
Part 60: He Knows I'd Love To See Him
Part 61: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Part 62: Heir Apparent
Part 63: Hold On To Your Friends
Part 64: How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel?
Part 65: How Soon Is Now?
Part 66: Human Being
Part 67: I Am Hated For Loving
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Not Dead Yet
Nothing Outstanding...Quite Good though...kind of dreary for me...a 7


New Member
I love it. Whenever I hear it, I think, "This is <i>such</i> a Gemini song!" Of course, Morrissey is a Gemini, so this makes perfect sense.

Maurice E

Junior Member
Quite like this one. Gave it a 7.
I do love the sound of Morrissey's voice over a piano accompaniment.
Wish he'd do it more often; such a pleasant change from the generic indie guitar thing.
Trouble loves me, Hairdresser on Fire, Rush and a Push, Friday Mourning ... splendid, piano-tastic songs all!


New Member
Yeah, I liked this (8 from me) This, together with "My life is...." "It's hard to walk tall...." and obviously "Never Played Symphonies" would have turned Quarry into a killer album in my view


Not Dead Yet
Yeah, I liked this (8 from me) This, together with "My life is...." "It's hard to walk tall...." and obviously "Never Played Symphonies" would have turned Quarry into a killer album in my view

Your Arsenal

yes I am blind
Its a personal favorite. I don't like alot of the Quarry album, but this B-side makes up for it :)
"I love you, its muder" is definately hard hitting. I sigh every time I hear him sing that.



Starved Of Mirth
A wretched song - one of the worst of recent times. Awful lyrics, boring music. I give it a 4.
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