The Moz/Smiths Top 100, Part 210: VICAR IN A TUTU

How do you rate Vicar In A Tutu?


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Houdini

Junior Member
Let's compile our own Morrissey/Smiths Top 100 by rating all 232 Moz/Smiths-songs.

Song for Today: VICAR IN A TUTU

Voting should be something along these lines:
10: Perfection
9: Near perfect, brilliant
8: Really good Moz/Smiths song
7: Good Moz/Smiths song
6: OK, Nothing special
5: Uninspired
4: Poor
3: Bad
2: Should never have been released
1: He/They should be ashamed

The songs so far (voting is still open, click to vote):

Part 209: Used To Be A Sweet Boy
Part 208: Unloveable
Part 207: Unhappy Birthday
Part 206: Trouble Loves Me
Part 205: Tony The Pony
Part 204: Tomorrow
Part 203: To Me You Are A Work Of Art
Part 202: This Night Has Opened My Eyes
Part 201: This Is Not Your Country
Part 200: This Charming Man
Part 199: These Things Take Time
Part 198: There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends
Part 197: There Speaks A True Friend
Part 196: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Part 195: The Youngest Was The Most Loved
Part 194: The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores
Part 193: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Pupils
Part 192: The Queen Is Dead
Part 191: The Public Image
Part 190: The Ordinary Boys
Part 189: The Operation
Part 188: The Never Played Symphonies
Part 187: The National Front Disco
Part 186: The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
Part 185: The Loop
Part 184: The Lazy Sunbathers
Part 183: The Last Of The Famous International Playboys
Part 182: The Headmaster Ritual
Part 181: The Harsh Truth Of The Camera Eye
Part 180: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
Part 179: The Father Who Must Be Killed
Part 178: The Edges Are No Longer Parallel
Part 177: The Draize Train
Part 176: The Boy With The Thorn In His Side
Part 175: The Boy Racer
Part 174: That's Entertainment
Part 173: That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
Part 172: Teenage Dad On His Estate
Part 171: Sweetie Pie
Part 170: Sweet And Tender Hooligan
Part 169: Sunny
Part 168: Suffer Little Children
Part 167: Suedehead
Part 166: Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference
Part 165: Stretch Out And Wait
Part 164: Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Part 163: Still Ill
Part 162: Spring-Heeled Jim
Part 161: Speedway
Part 160: Southpaw
Part 159: Sorrow Will Come In The End
Part 158: Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
Part 157: Slum Mums
Part 156: Skin Storm
Part 155: Sister, I'm A Poet
Part 154: Sing Your Life
Part 153: Shoplifters Of The World Unite
Part 152: Sheila Take A Bow
Part 151: Shakespeare's Sister
Part 150: Seasick Yet Still Docked
Part 149: Satan Rejected My Soul
Part 148: Rusholme Ruffians
Part 147: Rubber Ring
Part 146: Roy's Keen
Part 145: Reel Around The Fountain
Part 144: Redondo Beach
Part 143: Reader Meet Author
Part 142: Pretty Girls Make Graves
Part 141: Pregnant For The Last Time
Part 140: Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Part 139: Piccadilly Palare
Part 138: Pashernate Love
Part 137: Papa Jack
Part 136: Panic
Part 135: Paint A Vulgar Picture
Part 134: Our Frank
Part 133: Ouija Board, Ouija Board
Part 132: Oscillate Wildly
Part 131: On The Streets I Ran
Part 130: Oh Well, I'll Never Learn
Part 129: Nowhere Fast
Part 128: Now My Heart Is Full
Part 127: Now I Am A Was
Part 126: November Spawned A Monster
Part 125: Noise Is The Best Revenge
Part 124: Nobody Loves Us
Part 123: No One Can Hold A Candle To You
Part 122: Never Had No One Ever
Part 121: My Love Life
Part 120: My Life Is A Succession Of People Saying Goodbye
Part 119: Mute Witness
Part 118: Munich Air Disaster 1958
Part 117: Moonriver
Part 116: Money Changes Everything
Part 115: Miserable Lie
Part 114: Michael's Bones
Part 113: Mexico
Part 112: Meat Is Murder
Part 111: Margaret On The Guillotine
Part 110: Maladjusted
Part 109: Lucky Lisp
Part 108: Lost
Part 107: London
Part 106: Little Man, What Now?
Part 105: Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning
Part 104: Life Is A Pigsty
Part 103: Let the Right One Slip In
Part 102: Let Me Kiss You
Part 101: Late Night, Maudlin Street
Part 100: Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,
(follow this link for first 99 songs).

Best performing songs, parts 1 to 99 (click to vote):

Part 96: Jack The Ripper
Part 93: Irish Blood, English Heart
Part 88: I've Changed My Plea To Guilty
Part 83: I Won't Share You
Part 81: I Want The One I Can't Have
Part 77: I Know It's Over
Part 65: How Soon Is Now?
Part 61: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Part 57: Handsome Devil
Part 56: Hand In Glove
Part 55: Half A Person
Part 54: Hairdresser On Fire
Part 50: Girlfriend In A Coma
Part 42: First Of The Gang To Die
Part 41: Everyday Is Like Sunday
Part 36: Disappointed
Part 26: Cemetry Gates
Part 21: Bigmouth Strikes Again
Part 14: Asleep
Part 1: A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
 

nugz

SUPAHSTAR!
I really like this song. I don't understand some people who think this song ruins TQID. it's such a fun little ditty! I prefer the Rank version though, more lively. i'll give it an 8.
 

jeniphir

Doing Very Well
Like an 8.5 (sorry, but points off for lyrical silliness), so I gave it an 8. "I am a living sign" might be one of Moz's most enduring refrains.

How can we be on "V"??? I, for one, am going to be sad when the Top 100 poll ends.

--jeniphir
 

Skinner

RIP The Rev
Like an 8.5 (sorry, but points off for lyrical silliness), so I gave it an 8. "I am a living sign" might be one of Moz's most enduring refrains.

How can we be on "V"??? I, for one, am going to be sad when the Top 100 poll ends.

--jeniphir
I too will be sad to see it go. Seems like just yesterday we were on "N"... :(

But as for Vicar...I give it a 7. Its has pep. But not one of my favs.
 

sloanesquarehairltd

Sloanesquarehairltd
Oh this one has brought some real belly laughs to the surface. Its warming this song . The immortalisation of the holy name church takes place (allows the place to be added to morrisseys manchester) and its just bloomin' brilliant! some entertaining images come to mind as well.
 

Vauxhall95

I Know It's Over...
I too will be sad to see it go. Seems like just yesterday we were on "N"... :(

But as for Vicar...I give it a 7. Its has pep. But not one of my favs.
I keep telling everyone, we need a weighted poll, that this past poll is useless (see, that way we have an excuse to do it again!).:)
 

Amy

from the Ice Age to the dole age
A joke song with bizarre lyrics that only Moz would come up with, I have had a few belly laughs over this one! 8 for novelty value :p
 

Maurice E

Junior Member
It's simply the best rockabilly song that Morrissey has ever sung.
And, yes, that includes Pregnant for the Last Time!
 

imogen11

Junior Member
"the fabric of a tutu
Any man could get used to"


I likes it, I gives it a 7.

The lyrics are silly of course, but cleverly written, methinks.
 

celibate

Forever Ill
an 8

a very good track from the Queen is Dead, in this song you allready can
find Morrissey's [or even Marr's too] love for Rock a Billy.
It's upbeat, it a smooth running song concerning lyrics and music.

minor point, Morrissey's singing is not that good comparing other tracks
on the queen is dead

resume, another example of a typical Smiths song

[wonders if the roof of the SLC gonna be restored after thieves nicked
expensive material, and some solo regs did a bikeride to raise money for
the nicked material to be replaced]
 

Well I Wonder

Now, Today, Tomorrow.....
7/10. A funny little ditty.....​
 
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