"Subpar", you mean? Actually, it's one of the better tracks from the loathsome SG, but you know there's a problem when a Morrissey song is better musically than lyrically. I love the bassline in this song and the gentle mood, but opening a song with a line like, "You were a boy before you became a man" is something I expect of the likes of Bono, not Morrissey. The "girl of your dreams" part is lovely though and the second verse is pretty good. Really, it's a pity he didn't play this one live instead of crap like "Do Your Best and Don't Worry".
Still, it's a song that doesn't really say much of anything, even if it sounds lovely, and it's only an 8 for me. Which, believe me, is a very good score for anything from Subpar Grammar.