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Codreanu
Guest
As the present rules -- "Please be respectful towards one another when you post
and try to keep your topics/subjects relevant" -- are neither enforced nor respected, and fearing a further plunge into message-board anarchy, I propose a new, troll-friendly, set of regulations for this General Discussion forum. I will get the ball rolling with a few suggested guidelines under three general headings; ideally, these headings are to be multiplied and fractured into pertinent sub-heads... but enough for now, it's your turn.
God, I'm drunk right now.
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a) User Names
*Please use multiple alias, even during a single session; the use of proxys is encouraged.
*Should you decide to ratify a single User Name through consistant usage, registration is verboten -- that's Ian's prerogative.
*Please be oblivious to minor alterations of a User Name (e.g. freeyourself. freeyourself . freeyouself etc.). It is the responsibility of the authentic User to disavow each and every counterfeit post.
b) Subject Matter
*While there can never be too many doctored pics of freeyourself, we ask that you limit yourself to relentlessly posting the same one. It is ALWAYS funny.
*Improved tracklists of Mozzer's albums are a hit... only, be sure to test the limits of chronology; Ordinary Boys would sound great on YATQ, huh?
*No one is allowed to remark the irony of those accusing others of not having a life or "being online 24/7".
*The NME is to be reviled at every opportunity, not least for media ego: the overweening influence upon popular music, the coddling and promotion of brit-pop's latest darlings, the tabloid-style coverage etc. Meanwhile, don't forget to start innumerable threads waxing hot over The Strokes, Franz Ferdinard, The Killers, and Babyshambles; and let's all proclaim The Arctic Monkeys as The Second Coming, together, in orgiastic unison. Oh, and please, we can never read enough scandel and intimate esoterica about Pete Doherty... and Noel Gallagher's opinions about anything and everything REALLY MATTER.
*Don't bother scanning newsworthy articles, just wait for Uncle Skinny to do it -- and then let's all crack jokes about his equipment and laugh at him.
c) Individual Users
*Morrissey Music émigrés are to be discouraged from participation at any cost.
*Never ask why Ian affects alternate ips, while never bothering to conceal his identity. He just does.
*Wally the Baboon posts are off-limits and immune from moderation.
*Never respond to mauve21 posts; all threads wither and die through her contribution.
*Suzanne: The Anti-MorrisseySolo, pure evil; devoid of wit with nary a sane or interesting observation. She hates Moz and should be ruthlessly trolled. I would say more but I still hope to be a kept man someday.
*Belligerent Ghoul is the most important personage to ever grace this site... 'nuff said.
and try to keep your topics/subjects relevant" -- are neither enforced nor respected, and fearing a further plunge into message-board anarchy, I propose a new, troll-friendly, set of regulations for this General Discussion forum. I will get the ball rolling with a few suggested guidelines under three general headings; ideally, these headings are to be multiplied and fractured into pertinent sub-heads... but enough for now, it's your turn.
God, I'm drunk right now.
* * *
a) User Names
*Please use multiple alias, even during a single session; the use of proxys is encouraged.
*Should you decide to ratify a single User Name through consistant usage, registration is verboten -- that's Ian's prerogative.
*Please be oblivious to minor alterations of a User Name (e.g. freeyourself. freeyourself . freeyouself etc.). It is the responsibility of the authentic User to disavow each and every counterfeit post.
b) Subject Matter
*While there can never be too many doctored pics of freeyourself, we ask that you limit yourself to relentlessly posting the same one. It is ALWAYS funny.
*Improved tracklists of Mozzer's albums are a hit... only, be sure to test the limits of chronology; Ordinary Boys would sound great on YATQ, huh?
*No one is allowed to remark the irony of those accusing others of not having a life or "being online 24/7".
*The NME is to be reviled at every opportunity, not least for media ego: the overweening influence upon popular music, the coddling and promotion of brit-pop's latest darlings, the tabloid-style coverage etc. Meanwhile, don't forget to start innumerable threads waxing hot over The Strokes, Franz Ferdinard, The Killers, and Babyshambles; and let's all proclaim The Arctic Monkeys as The Second Coming, together, in orgiastic unison. Oh, and please, we can never read enough scandel and intimate esoterica about Pete Doherty... and Noel Gallagher's opinions about anything and everything REALLY MATTER.
*Don't bother scanning newsworthy articles, just wait for Uncle Skinny to do it -- and then let's all crack jokes about his equipment and laugh at him.
c) Individual Users
*Morrissey Music émigrés are to be discouraged from participation at any cost.
*Never ask why Ian affects alternate ips, while never bothering to conceal his identity. He just does.
*Wally the Baboon posts are off-limits and immune from moderation.
*Never respond to mauve21 posts; all threads wither and die through her contribution.
*Suzanne: The Anti-MorrisseySolo, pure evil; devoid of wit with nary a sane or interesting observation. She hates Moz and should be ruthlessly trolled. I would say more but I still hope to be a kept man someday.
*Belligerent Ghoul is the most important personage to ever grace this site... 'nuff said.
