the i hate hen nigts thread

[emma1979]

f***ing trolls with their blow up men f*** off

 

[anon x]

f***ing trolls with their blow up men f*** off

are you getting wed,emma ?

 

[Moonbeam]

I agree Emma....typical hen nights makes me cringe they are that tacky

 

[Mike Oxhard]

I don't mind them. Always some loose totty up for a snog.

 

[nightingale+therose]

never been on one... but the idea of hoards of drunken women rattling pots and up for a good time scares the hell out of me.

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

Hen Night is such a stupid name for an event where, to a woman, they're acting like a bunch of cocks.

 

[Bhoy_least_likely_to]

every pub I went into on friday it seemed like the same hen night was following me. as soon as they walk in the door they always feel the need to let you know that they've arrived with a very high pithed "wooooooooooh". they expect everyone else to fund the brides night out by wanting a pound for a kiss, whats that all about.

 

[emma1979]

they always have a l plate on their body usually their arse f***ing idiots i am wed

 

[Not Right in the Head]

 

[emma1979]

hen nights are shite in my book

 

[Disappointed]

What's a "nigt"?

 

[TheReader]

f***ing trolls with their blow up men f*** off

Oh my God - are you from Blackpool too?

I'd add to that list - men on Stag Do's
Drunken Tourists
Tourists
Tourists that loose all ability to look before they cross the road
Tourists that don't look before they cross tramlines and get run over by trams that move at 10 mph and that you can hear 5 mins before you see them
People that walk round topless/in strappy tops as soon as the temperature reaches 15 degrees celcius
Drunken Football Fans

Glad I don't live in the Town Centre....

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Are you guys talking about a bachelor party?

 

[TheReader]

Are you guys talking about a bachelor party?

Hen Do = Bachelorette Party
Stag Do = Bachelor Party

Both = Drunk people making complete arses out of themselves.