The Fuck My Sex Life Thread

kissmyshadestoo

Cheeky Defendant
Granted you have to take these with a grain of salt but I think this is a funny site....such nuggets as:

"A woman I met at the bar was hinting that all I needed to do was say the word and I could go home with her. I didn't take her up on it because I could feel a huge poop coming on and I didn't want to dump it at her apartment. I got cockblocked by the calzone I had for lunch. FMSL"

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nugz

SUPAHSTAR!
Granted you have to take these with a grain of salt but I think this is a funny site....such nuggets as:

"A woman I met at the bar was hinting that all I needed to do was say the word and I could go home with her. I didn't take her up on it because I could feel a huge poop coming on and I didn't want to dump it at her apartment. I got cockblocked by the calzone I had for lunch. FMSL"

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why didnt he just go at the bar before he left?
 

iamnicola

New Member
I am not gay, but Depeche Mode kicks ass.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I am not gay, but Depeche Mode kicks ass.
I was telling that story early this morning about the hotel I worked at, I met so many weird but cool people. One of them was this black guy, he was there long term, like three months, with a company that was installing fiber optic lines in the area, they booked all of our smoking rooms so it worked out because hardly anyone who travels smokes anymore. ANYWAY, he would call the front desk and tell me dirty jokes and ask if I'd bring him fresh towels and show him my boobs and then I'd send someone from housekeeping to do it and he'd call all pissed. ANYWAY, one night he called the front desk and we got to talking about music. I was trying to be cool and using my scant knowledge of brother rap music and he after a while he said, "Nah, I don't like that shit. I like Depeche Mode." I thought he was totally kidding, like trying to play the white girl card so the front desk clerk would go back to his room and give him head, but he was serious, he sang a lot of their songs and I was stunned. He acted all ghetto and rapper, but he loved him some Depeche Mode. And hookers and pot. :rolleyes:
 

snowfallsoon

motherfucker approved
Granted you have to take these with a grain of salt but I think this is a funny site....such nuggets as:

"A woman I met at the bar was hinting that all I needed to do was say the word and I could go home with her. I didn't take her up on it because I could feel a huge poop coming on and I didn't want to dump it at her apartment. I got cockblocked by the calzone I had for lunch. FMSL"

http://fmysex.com/
That happened to George Castanza too.
 
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