The epic banter thread

[nicky wire's legs]

i loved hulk hogan when i was little! i can see why, he's rad. ive always had good taste! i remember always wanting hulk hogan and real men dolls for christmas, and santa would always leave a note saying that he didnt have any left because he gave them to all the little boys

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

 

[gordyboy9]

Didn’t think so? Of course you didn’t. We have established that you are a complete f***ing idiot. You don’t think, ever.

love rattling your cage,do you cry at night on your big pillow.its friday night and im off out,you will be on here,sad isnt it.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

love rattling your cage,do you cry at night on your big pillow.its friday night and im off out,you will be on here,sad isnt it.

You don’t rattle anything, Gordon. You don’t matter, Gordon. You’re thick as two short planks, Gordon. I mean.. you’re called Gordon, Gordon!
You think you’re coming back with these ultra-witty replies, but everyone still thinks you’re a f***ing simpleton. Go and have your pints. With your three mates. Obese Bob and Unemployed Norman and Sandra from the bookies.
Go! Have your night out at the community centre.

Stupid man.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

If nothing else, it serves as a reminder to the rest of us.
When The Epic Banter Thread goes viral, I will definitely try to keep my considerable length concealed during media interviews.

 

[Redacted]

If nothing else, it serves as a reminder to the rest of us.
When The Epic Banter Thread goes viral, I will definitely try to keep my considerable length concealed during media interviews.

Don't you mean The epic banter thread?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Don't you mean The epic banter thread?

I didn’t, but we are approaching the “EBT” phase. I would say it is the hottest thread on the entire internet.

If you’re not taking part.. maybe because they decapitalised it, jealous of its popularity.. head over to the Epic Banter Thread.

Except Gordon and Dr. Nerak, you’re banned.

 

[bhops]

i loved hulk hogan when i was little! i can see why, he's rad. ive always had good taste! i remember always wanting hulk hogan and real men dolls for christmas, and santa would always leave a note saying that he didnt have any left because he gave them to all the little boys

The Hulkster just did a great interview with Joe Rogan.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Yeah, I watched it the other day, that’s what prompted my Hulkster gifs.
Not a fan of Joe Rogan in general, but he does let his guests speak.

 

[bhops]

Yeah, I watched it the other day, that’s what prompted my Hulkster gifs.
Not a fan of Joe Rogan in general, but he does let his guests speak.

Kurt Angle was also on, I’m halfway thru that one

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Kurt Angle was also on, I’m halfway thru that one

I watched that yesterday. He’s more more liberal with the truth than stupid Nerak Makarkey is.
Probably the drugs. With Nerak, too. I do wonder if they/it/she is in one the Glasgow Consumption Rooms as we speak.

 

[Redacted]

I didn’t, but we are approaching the “EBT” phase. I would say it is the hottest thread on the entire internet.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

This is my profile picture. Gorgeous, all of ‘em.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Mark E. Smith. Now there was a man who liked a drink.

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

This is my profile picture. Gorgeous, all of ‘em.
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Thank you for using the photo of me and my twin brothers. I'm the one on the left. We have just been shoplifting.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Thank you for using the photo of me and my twin brothers. I'm the one on the left. We have just been shoplifting.

Very thick ankles. I’d see a doctor about that.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

Very thick ankles. I’d see a doctor about that.

Oh, that photo is from years ago - I'm in a wheel chair now.

 

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[TheSmiths_1985]

Have I posted that before? When you’re flinging top notch fūckin’ banter all over the place, it’s easy to forget.