The epic banter thread

[Was I ever any good]

WE ALL HAVE DEAD MOTHERS….

 

[Was I ever any good]

CARLISLE BAZ ON HIS TOURS…..

 

[Was I ever any good]

BROKEN LOVE…

 

[nicky wire's legs]

can you please drown in your bathtub already??

 

[Was I ever any good]

Hello slut .

 

[Was I ever any good]

can you please drown in your bathtub already??

Does this horrid poem remind you
Of your own disgusting father?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Does this horrid poem remind you
Of your own disgusting father?

no, does it remind you of your rent-a-ho daughters??

you have a very twisted mind without any hint of cleverness whatsoever.

 

[Was I ever any good]

So it’s your father then..
We all think so as well.

It’s not your fault sweetie..

 

[nicky wire's legs]

i think it's clear you have incest fantasies. weirdo.

 

[Roman Holiday]

CARLISLE BAZ ON HIS TOURS….

There once was a man from Carlisle
who after a very long while
(of fifty-four years)
and with joyous tears
announced, "I am gay!" and was vile.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Insightful

 

[JM🇬🇧]

I’m a olde boiler…. View attachment 97341

Possibly the fourth worst poetry in the universe.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

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Possibly the fourth worst poetry in the universe.
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There is so much competition on this site, how can anyone ever choose

 

[JM🇬🇧]

“She might now want to vape
If she still alive
She’ll never get over that r*pe”

It might be the worst thing ever written in english.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Explains a lot…

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

 

[Was I ever any good]

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Absolutely 4cking shocking 85………
All true of course

 

[Was I ever any good]

ARE WE ANAL OR JUST BANAL ?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Put me on Central.