The epic banter thread

Oh, go on then. I hope you don't cut yourself. I gave myself a Brazilian years ago. Cut meself to bits, lost 12 pints of blood. I kid you not.
Just need to clear it with the censors.
I like that you run this site the correct way. It's the only way to do things. I do hope the censors pass the content.
Tried to upload to PornHub, but we had a falling out a few years ago when they kept putting ads on my content against my wishes.
My fans want to get straight to the action, not wait for 9 seconds until they can skip the generic ad for some shitty cam-site.
I am the shitty cam-site.
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