The epic banter thread

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

Inspired by the ground-breaking news story on the main page…. Does anyone want to see photos of my impressive Brazilian later..?

Oh, go on then. I hope you don't cut yourself. I gave myself a Brazilian years ago. Cut meself to bits, lost 12 pints of blood. I kid you not.

 

[j*e*t]

 

[gashonthenail]

Jimmy Sa - ville is a much better way of saying his name. If he had put the stress on the second syllable in that way posterity would probably be much kinder to him.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Oh, go on then. I hope you don't cut yourself. I gave myself a Brazilian years ago. Cut meself to bits, lost 12 pints of blood. I kid you not.

Just need to clear it with the censors.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Jimmy Sa - ville is a much better way of saying his name. If he had put the stress on the second syllable in that way posterity would probably be much kinder to him.

Non-brits just don’t seem able to get the intonation and/or pronunciation right. Sav’l.

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

Just need to clear it with the censors.

I like that you run this site the correct way. It's the only way to do things. I do hope the censors pass the content.

 

[Light Housework]

Jimmy Sa - ville is a much better way of saying his name. If he had put the stress on the second syllable in that way posterity would probably be much kinder to him.

Non-brits just don’t seem able to get the intonation and/or pronunciation right. Sav’l.

Oh well.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Oh well.

You’ve got it.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

I like that you run this site the correct way. It's the only way to do things. I do hope the censors pass the content.

Tried to upload to PornHub, but we had a falling out a few years ago when they kept putting ads on my content against my wishes.
My fans want to get straight to the action, not wait for 9 seconds until they can skip the generic ad for some shitty cam-site.
I am the shitty cam-site.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

cam-shite !

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

I have enjoyed reading the new Adrian Edmondson autobiography today.
Have you recently/ever read a book? Please elaborate.

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Anonymous]

ooooooo me giddy ant'!

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

More of this type of thing, please!

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Slob-lock

 

[Anonymous]

Slob-lock

ahahahahah har har!