TheSmiths_1985
Ding Dong
Right. This is definitely my last one tonight.
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TheSmiths_1985
Ding Dong
This reminds me of those spoken-word promo videos Morrissey did with Pamela Anderson a few years ago.What’s 85 got that I don’t… you’ve never done this with one of my poems Shazzza
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Unfortunately 85 has got me in the mood for writing…
Now he’s buggerd off to bed
Now he’s buggerd off to bed
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
This is the 85 we unfortunately all know
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Come on Shazza… can’t wait for this one
I’m not doing that one.Come on Shazza… can’t wait for this one
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
What parts of her do you remember best
I have my own stink issues. Two months ago my groin began to give off a smell I don’t like. I don’t know why.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Has 85 sent you his knickers??
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
There HAS to be a Poem here
TheSmiths_1985
Ding Dong
My paper and pen have been filed away for the evening.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
One more from me …
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
TheSmiths_1985
Ding Dong
“Some kind of shite”
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Perfectly Satisfied Living Rent Free
bastards
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OldJohn_1985
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This is the most distasteful and poetic poem that I have ever recieved
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OldJohn_1985
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Heres two banters from me, but I daren't hang around this thread, I'm an unwanted guest
TheSmiths_1985
Ding Dong
You deserve nothing less, John. And you are very welcome on this thread. No-one has been banned from reading/posting. Yet.
TheSmiths_1985
Ding Dong
Inspired by the ground-breaking news story on the main page…. Does anyone want to see photos of my impressive Brazilian later..?
