TheSmiths_1985
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Right. This is definitely my last one tonight.
The epic banter thread
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TheSmiths_1985
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This reminds me of those spoken-word promo videos Morrissey did with Pamela Anderson a few years ago.What’s 85 got that I don’t… you’ve never done this with one of my poems Shazzza
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Unfortunately 85 has got me in the mood for writing…
Now he’s buggerd off to bed
Now he’s buggerd off to bed
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
This is the 85 we unfortunately all know
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Come on Shazza… can’t wait for this one
Light Housework
“We shelter in our skin storm."
I’m not doing that one.Come on Shazza… can’t wait for this one
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
What parts of her do you remember best
Light Housework
“We shelter in our skin storm."
I have my own stink issues. Two months ago my groin began to give off a smell I don’t like. I don’t know why.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Has 85 sent you his knickers??
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
There HAS to be a Poem here
TheSmiths_1985
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My paper and pen have been filed away for the evening.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
One more from me …
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
TheSmiths_1985
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“Some kind of shite”
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Perfectly Satisfied
bastards
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OldJohn_1985
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This is the most distasteful and poetic poem that I have ever recieved
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OldJohn_1985
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Heres two banters from me, but I daren't hang around this thread, I'm an unwanted guest
TheSmiths_1985
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You deserve nothing less, John. And you are very welcome on this thread. No-one has been banned from reading/posting. Yet.
TheSmiths_1985
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Inspired by the ground-breaking news story on the main page…. Does anyone want to see photos of my impressive Brazilian later..?
