The Drivel Thread

[Gordon Ramsay]

 

[Fake C]

 

[Fake C]

 

[Barking]

Guys! And especially you Dave. In a few minutes I might have to emigrate. I have chosen the US as my new country of residence (run, Morrissi!). So I'm thinking of asking Dave if I can share the stray cats' litter, assuming they have one? (a move commonly known as "pulling a rifky" ).
Let me know asap Tru, I might really need it.

 

[Barking]

edit: Dave, still will have to emigrate soon, but not next week I guess. Cheers.

 

[Fake C]

Hi @Barking yes there is always room for another stray. Hope everything goes smoothly.

 

[Fake C]

 

[Light Housework]

I Never Said

 

[Carlislebaz]

I Never Said
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Get the bloody hoover out

By the time you wrote all this
You could have been hair and dust free

 

[Light Housework]

Get the bloody hoover out

By the time you wrote all this
You could have been hair and dust free

You've reminded me, that I do in fact own a vaccum cleaner. I'll be sure to use it baz.

 

[Fake C]

 

[Fake C]

 

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Yuck!

 

[Fake C]

ikr

 

[Barking]

I have a new crush.

It's not the fact that he's half my age and blatantly uninterested that stops me from madly licking his nose.

No. It's not that makes it impossible.

It's just...




...He's only got two legs!!

 

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It's Not Safe

 

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Fixed a few words

 

[Fake C]

She won't get any luff?

 

[Light Housework]

She won't get any luff?

Morrissey often exclaims "I luff you!".

 

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Love, ain't no love there.