Me singing Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want This Time
You're ten minutes from being shit-stained jeans in a resale shop with the stockboy being immediately promoted to security on your behalf. That's not a compliment.
I would say you have balls for posting this crap, except you don't have balls. You're just f***ed and clamoring for attention, even attention as meaningless as that proffered by the regulars on this forum.
You're an exhibitionist with mental illness. You're legitimately delusional and if there is even a shred of you that is not then I implore that part of you to save the other 99.7 %.
Best of luck to you. Happy holidays.