nicky wire's legs
R I F K E
If spider hunting was a sport, I would be a gold medalist. No spider escapes me. I'll kill them with my bare hand if I have to.
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Anon in London
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I'm actually too restless to kill them, I'd rather put a glass over them instead. ... depends how big it is and weither its the ones with the long spindly legs and little bodies, or the fatter blacker ones with the proportionate legs.
I only like spiders because they catch flies and I do not like flies, I'd put them in Room 101. It depends where you live, you may have been bitten by something a little more harmful than a house spider - otherwise you wouldn't get a multicoloured blister. I actually like having a spider in my room because I feel like we have a unspoken agreement about fly control.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
I could imagine you having a collection of dead spiders, your that type.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
I mean … what kind on an animal has 8 4king legs
Spiders are just the weirdest looking thinks on this planet.
Spiders are just the weirdest looking thinks on this planet.
TheSmiths_1985
“The smell of you, And your intimacy”
pet spider loves human
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
It was only a Question of time before someone posted a picture of a spider.
Now where did I put my slipper
Now where did I put my slipper
I don’t mind a few flies hanging around.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Flies are vile and annoying…. I bet if Rifkie were an animal in the next life, she’d be
a fly.
You know the bluebottle type…
Big fat useless things, that just tend to make a load of noise about 4ck all, and fly about full of their own importance.
Now where’s my 4king slippers gone.
a fly.
You know the bluebottle type…
Big fat useless things, that just tend to make a load of noise about 4ck all, and fly about full of their own importance.
Now where’s my 4king slippers gone.
I’m longing for Morrissey and still can’t believe I didn’t recognize him while he was there, waiting for me, forever!
I thought that you rejected me
When you laid your face away
And I didn’t know you were you
I thought a man rejected me
And he just happened to dress like you
I want to go back in time
And grab you
In your fancy vegan shoes
And 70’s clothes
See more of those laser eyes of yours
I went by that bench many a time since you were there
Knowing you’ll never again be there
But it’s a fond memory
Seeing you there
Knowing you were there for me
Though I’d thought that man was just a tease
For only a second
Looking at me
With his red face
That I took to be sunburn
Though he was safely in the shade
Of the marketplace
Those black dress shoes
Were very noticeable
But I believed only coincidental
I look at my paintings of you with longing
And sorrow
But maybe you’ll come to me tomorrow
Will I still be human
I don’t know
When you laid your face away
And I didn’t know you were you
I thought a man rejected me
And he just happened to dress like you
I want to go back in time
And grab you
In your fancy vegan shoes
And 70’s clothes
See more of those laser eyes of yours
I went by that bench many a time since you were there
Knowing you’ll never again be there
But it’s a fond memory
Seeing you there
Knowing you were there for me
Though I’d thought that man was just a tease
For only a second
Looking at me
With his red face
That I took to be sunburn
Though he was safely in the shade
Of the marketplace
Those black dress shoes
Were very noticeable
But I believed only coincidental
I look at my paintings of you with longing
And sorrow
But maybe you’ll come to me tomorrow
Will I still be human
I don’t know
nicky wire's legs
R I F K E
You didn't recognize him because it wasn't him, idiot. Your desperation has transformed a memory of a homeless man into a vision of morrissey, that's all. End the bullshit.
I’m not hurting anyone by believing it was him, so you shut your mouth.
@nicky wire's legs You’re snooty, but you’re really just a thug in an expensive coat.
nicky wire's legs
R I F K E
So you know it's not true and are wilfully deluding yourself and we're all supposed to understand this and to understand that you understand it and in this spirit allow you to carry on subjecting us to your pitiful display, that by not opposing we become complicit in, is that it?
Fair enough.
Feels like we've had a bit of a breakthrough now that you're admitting that you're wilfully deluding yourself and dealing in lies in order to make your life somewhat bearable. Maybe next you'll be willing to admit that you willfully delude yourself about russell 'The Sex' brand getting your neighbors to torture you with microwave rays because it allows you to believe that someone could actually possibly find you that vexingly desirable.
Fair enough.
Feels like we've had a bit of a breakthrough now that you're admitting that you're wilfully deluding yourself and dealing in lies in order to make your life somewhat bearable. Maybe next you'll be willing to admit that you willfully delude yourself about russell 'The Sex' brand getting your neighbors to torture you with microwave rays because it allows you to believe that someone could actually possibly find you that vexingly desirable.
You’ve got an egg beater for a mouth.
nicky wire's legs
R I F K E
You've got scrambled eggs for brains
You wish.
nicky wire's legs
R I F K E
oh yeah, you're a real intellectual. Everything you say just goes over our heads. That's your problem. Sure thing, honey. 
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