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Women, so many of them, like patchouli oil. I've had 3 mental health workers smelling of it, and two of them have gotten the stuff on my towel, and my jacket sleeves, telling me it's an oil blend, and neglecting to tell me that there's patchouli in it, even after I've told them that patchouli smells like mold to me. I had to wash my towel, about a year ago, after a mental health worker went on a patchouli binge, and then used my towel, and right now my jacket's in the washer because on Sunday, a mental health worker showed me her roll on oil blend, and I asked her what the ingredients were, and she read most of them off, but neglected to mention the patchouli. That was Sunday, and my jacket sleeves still stink of it. Take your patchouli and shove it!