The bloke at the front of the queue......

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Helvissa

Guest
Sorry, I live at morrisseymusic...

I have a question: who was the stunning bloke at the front of the queue in Blackpool? He had on a red shirt and a blazer, and he's been spotted at the gigs in Scotland too. He looked so much like Moz! Does he realise how many women are madly in love with him now?
 
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carillion

Guest
> Sorry, I live at morrisseymusic...

How horrible. Why live over there?

> I have a question: who was the stunning bloke at the front of the queue in
> Blackpool? He had on a red shirt and a blazer, and he's been spotted at
> the gigs in Scotland too. He looked so much like Moz! Does he realise how
> many women are madly in love with him now?

I think his name was Ken.

Not that I judge other guys on looks...
 
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Helvissa

Guest
> How horrible. Why live over there?

'Cos I'm scared too be over here. Morrisseymusic rocks! There's constant troll attacks, random threads which are about your favourite brand of crisps... I mean, I couldn't want for more than that. (not really, I'm quite fond of it).

> I think his name was Ken.

Ahhh!

> Not that I judge other guys on looks...

He was a babe. My boyf saw me gawping at him and said "He's a poof." Whatever, he was very aesthetically pleasing.
 
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carillion

Guest
Just curious. If it's so great they what are you doing over here?

Yes, this board does have it's problems, but I find little merit in MorrisseyMusic. It's corporate bollocks!

> 'Cos I'm scared too be over here. Morrisseymusic rocks! There's constant
> troll attacks, random threads which are about your favourite brand of
> crisps... I mean, I couldn't want for more than that. (not really, I'm
> quite fond of it).

> Ahhh!

> He was a babe. My boyf saw me gawping at him and said "He's a
> poof." Whatever, he was very aesthetically pleasing.
 
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Helvissa

Guest
> Just curious. If it's so great they what are you doing over here?

I'm trying to find out who that bloke is.

I really need to find more things to occupy my time......
 
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Goo Goo Muck (morrisseymusic)

Guest
> How horrible. Why live over there?

> I think his name was Ken.

> Not that I judge other guys on looks...

He was so,so handsome, does he remember the girl with black hair, fifties blue and white dress? Made eye contact a few times whilst seated at the Blackpool Gig!

Well you never know do ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Black eyed Susan

Guest
> I'm trying to find out who that bloke is.

He's definitely not a poof. His name is Ken, lives in London and is Irish. Need to know more? I'm sure he'll be very surprised, pleased and flattered to hear all this talk of him!

> I really need to find more things to occupy my time......
 
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Helvissa

Guest
> He's definitely not a poof. His name is Ken, lives in London and is Irish.
> Need to know more? I'm sure he'll be very surprised, pleased and flattered
> to hear all this talk of him!

Oh wow!

go on, tell all! I thought he was fab! As did Goo Goo Muck!
 
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Helvissa

Guest
> He was so,so handsome, does he remember the girl with black hair, fifties
> blue and white dress? Made eye contact a few times whilst seated at the
> Blackpool Gig!

> Well you never know do ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice try, you!
 
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Oscar Di Lamozza

Guest
> Ken is attending many gigs, he seems quite friendly, I have seen him in 99 Forum, 2002 RAH, 2004 MELTDOWN. I said hello to him in June at the Royal Festival Hall, in the men's toilets!! I just told him how I found it amazing and a bit strange to see him everywhere, Sorry Ken I was not stalking you, I promise.My mate said to me that I shouldn't have stopped you in the toilet like that. Anyway not sure you'll remember me, hello to you.
 
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Black eyed Susan

Guest
> Oh wow!

> go on, tell all! I thought he was fab! As did Goo Goo Muck!

He's a fervent Moz follower and a really decent, kind genuinely nice fella. What else would you like to know?
 
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Kenny Williams

Guest
I am not a poof

> He was a babe. My boyf saw me gawping at him and said "He's a
> poof." Whatever, he was very aesthetically pleasing.

I am not a poof. Actually I am dating a woman right now. Her name is Julia, she is from the US. We met at a morrissey gig in the mid nineties and only recently discovered that we have "more in common" as they say. Between the two of us we have seen 17090 Morrissey concerts and had went to 376 cancelled gigs.
 
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Helvissa

Guest
Re: I am not a poof

> I am not a poof. Actually I am dating a woman right now. Her name is
> Julia, she is from the US. We met at a morrissey gig in the mid nineties
> and only recently discovered that we have "more in common" as
> they say. Between the two of us we have seen 17090 Morrissey concerts and
> had went to 376 cancelled gigs.

Let me apologise on behalf of my boyf!

Well, now you know you have a fanclub. Aren't you pleased?!
 
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Helvissa

Guest
Someone stopped me in the toilet in Blackpool. I always meet people in toilets. Erm... maybe I shouldn't have said that!
 
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Helvissa

Guest
> He's a fervent Moz follower and a really decent, kind genuinely nice
> fella. What else would you like to know?

What hairspray does he use?

Look, ok, I feel extremely silly now....... *goes back to hide on morrisseymusic*
 
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Jules

Guest
Re: Kenneth, stop messing about

Stop messin' about Kenneth Williams.

Palare palare palare

> I am not a poof. Actually I am dating a woman right now. Her name is
> Julia, she is from the US. We met at a morrissey gig in the mid nineties
> and only recently discovered that we have "more in common" as
> they say. Between the two of us we have seen 17090 Morrissey concerts and
> had went to 376 cancelled gigs.
 
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George Michael

Guest
> Someone stopped me in the toilet in Blackpool. I always meet people in
> toilets.

so do I!!!
 
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Black eyed Susan

Guest
> What hairspray does he use?

He says John Frieda, blue bottle. Is that really all you wanted to know?!

> Look, ok, I feel extremely silly now....... *goes back to hide on
> morrisseymusic*
 
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