The 5 most beautifull people

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2000 (read-only)' started by Johnny Thunder, Sep 9, 2000.

  1. Bertrand

    Bertrand Guest

    Re: Oh dearie dearie me!

    > It was only ever hypothetical...no really, it was!!

    Well, you must be sure to tell us how it hypothetically turns out.

    Waiting with baited breath,

    B
     
  2. Bertrand

    Bertrand Guest

    Re: Oh dearie dearie me!

    > Well, you must be sure to tell us how it hypothetically turns
    > out.

    > Waiting with baited breath,

    > B

    That's bated, not baited (since spelling seems to be the hot topic today)
     
  3. greasetea

    greasetea Guest

    18 year old karate jacker

    sounds like a cup of fake jizm i made to screw with the doctors at the sperm bank..of course i gave them a proper deposit when i shat it on his face and although it was milky warm...the doctor punched me in the ghoulies for such an act. Boz Boorer thought it was funny though!
     
  4. Cinderella

    Cinderella Guest

    Re: Oh downt wurry abowt that diyerist!

    > That's bated, not baited (since spelling seems to be the hot
    > topic today)

    I've just read a post I just posted and it's littered with the most oiyful mistakes!

    It is on the topic of pornography though...so maybe my mind was elsewhere?

    PS, please don't wait like that, for I am reconciled with my lover, and I would hate for you to develop breathing problems over my being quite shamefully true to him.
     
  5. Cinderella

    Cinderella Guest

    Re: 18 year old karate jacker

    Hmmm? You seem to be the first to mention the word karate here...interesting!

    :p
     
  6. Plenty more minutes in the day.

    > And we all know THAT aint even enough to get you through the
    > adverts...never mind the second half of Cori!

    Look on the bright side! You then get to settle down and watch the second half of Coronation Street, and can get started again as soon as 'Police! Camera! Action!' springs onto the the screen!

    > It's disgraceful, we are a nation of 'it doesn't matter, it's
    > alright'ers...and it DOES matter, it ISN'T alright!

    Aw! Don't be so hard on the poor creatures! Can you imagine what this country would be like if us women suddenly shouted 'Oh, come on man! I couldn't even register that...' The nation would certainly be rife with bruised, shattered and severely dented egos.

    > These (dismal) experiences can set a girl back days...

    Just think of all the money you're saving on Viagra.

    > ...make friends with your fingers girls, is what I say...and
    > remember utensils, utensils, utensils.

    Pizza Cutters?

    LMC x
     
  7. Spoons

    But who would get the spider out of the bath for you?

    TMF x
     
  8. Spyders

    > But who would get the spider out of the bath for you?

    > TMF x

    I didn't tell you that there actually was a huge spider in my bath this morning. And the dog stepped in and ate it.

    Hey, I was sticking UP for men!

    LMC xxoxx
     
  9. Cinderella

    Cinderella Guest

    Re: I'd like my minutes long please.

    > Look on the bright side! You then get to settle down and watch
    > the second half of Coronation Street, and can get started again
    > as soon as 'Police! Camera! Action!' springs onto the the
    > screen!

    I've gone right off soaps so I'm afraid that bright side is looking positively gloomy right now.

    > Aw! Don't be so hard on the poor creatures! Can you imagine what
    > this country would be like if us women suddenly shouted 'Oh,
    > come on man! I couldn't even register that...' The nation
    > would certainly be rife with bruised, shattered and severely
    > dented egos.

    Good.

    Praise where praise is due is what I say! (Although of late I also say yay USAaaay!)

    > Pizza Cutters?

    If that's what you find works best for you dear.

    Cinderella xx

    "Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons."
     
  10. Cinderella

    Cinderella Guest

    Re: Laughing!

    I'm afraid when it comes to our eight legged friends greasy very quickly loses all bravado and shreiks like a puny girl...

    Cinderella doesn't mind them so.

    Ps, whilst we're on the subject I woke up the other morning to find a spider on my pillow...now that made me jump a bit, but then Elvis ate it before I could stop him!
     
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