That's it, THAT'S IT!!! I challenge you to a Jakked-up match David T.

Re: You must like axel grease in your tea! Morrissey makes good tea.

People put different stuff in their tea. My big sister likes iced tea with lemon and Equal. I like hot tea straight. I like the taste of strong tea. Morrissey once told how to make good tea. I don't do it that way.

I like to talk about nice stuff because I am happy and I would like for other people to be happy too. I'm a little scared tonight though because it is starting to storm. I'd rather talk about Morrissey's eyebrows or his appendix scar or his headache or something real interesting to take my mind off the lightning.

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> I think it is funny after your sorry gelatin ass cried about
> never coming back H-is N-ame I-s A-ssmonkey that here you are
> again spouting your idiocy. Listen sidewinder, shut your
> cakehole, stuff a pastrami sandwich up your bloodsuckle anus and
> toink it zit riddled knee. You are a stupid mutt and shall be
> treated like one. Call Animal control, call animal control.

> What the hell are you looking at HNIA? I'll cram that small
> soapbox way up your chubby face like a hamster and then drown
> you in your own saliva donkeyslut!
 
Re: You must like axel grease in your tea! Morrissey makes good tea.

> People put different stuff in their tea. My big sister likes
> iced tea with lemon and Equal. I like hot tea straight. I like
> the taste of strong tea. Morrissey once told how to make good
> tea. I don't do it that way.

It's also good with milk. Unless it's peppermint tea, then it tastes nasty.

I find that it's also a good way to get rid of some headaches. Morrissey needs more caffeine. I think he should also take up smoking. He also needs 3 Little Debbie snack cakes per day, one after each meal. He should also consider moving to an area with a high pollen count year round. A good dose of Hay Fever will help him forget his problems. He should quit excercizing as much. Instead of running around the stage, he should learn to sit in one place. We'll get him a comfy chair which will ruin the temptation.

Headaches can be caused by lack of oxygen or a low blood supply to the brain. This means he has too much blood in other parts of his body. We know where...

> I like to talk about nice stuff because I am happy and I would
> like for other people to be happy too. I'm a little scared
> tonight though because it is starting to storm. I'd rather talk
> about Morrissey's eyebrows or his appendix scar or his headache
> or something real interesting to take my mind off the lightning.
 
Re: You must like axel grease in your tea! Morrissey makes good tea.

> Headaches can be caused by lack of oxygen or a low blood supply
> to the brain. This means he has too much blood in other parts of
> his body. We know where...

Oh Suzanne... I am... oh no...
 
Re: You must like axel grease in your tea! Morrissey makes good tea.

That is so encouraging! I always thought the headaches were 'post-' rather than 'pre-'! My experience is quite limited you know.
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> Headaches can be caused by lack of oxygen or a low blood supply
> to the brain. This means he has too much blood in other parts of
> his body. We know where...
 
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