You didn't expose him as anything. The tour rider only means that his band and entourage includes vegetarians; it doesn't mean Morrissey isn't vegan. As I said, this has already been done to death on this forum. It always includes people claiming to be experts who can determine an animal fiber on a particular garment Morrissey is wearing in a blurry photo, a garment which these armchair fashionistas are certain is not a synthetic knock-off. It's not "exposing him." It's just monomaniacal hatred.
Mathematically, yes. Technically speaking, every vegan is a hypocrite unless they 1.) acquire all their food from foraging, 2.) abstain from having children, 3.) do not keep carnivorous pets, and ideally, 4.) commit suicide. Because the last option is the only way a person can truly stop contributing to animal suffering one hundred percent. Being alive, one inevitably must contribute to it in some degree. It's a sliding gray scale, and the moral imperative is to lessen the degree to which you contribute. A teetotal childless forager contributes to a lesser degree than a vegan, who contributes less than a vegetarian, who contributes less than the burger-muncher at McDonald's. So yes, it's simple math: Elizabeth Dwyer caused less rape, torture, and murder than the idiot Maynard James Keenan. Obviously she did not cause zero. No one does. You haven't won on a technicality.
Yes, that's your pet conspiracy theory; we're all aware. He made a pact with a demon and whatnot. Believe what you like. You're a good writer, but your theory is poor. There's already a parody account on here, and his theory is much better. You know the one. That Morrissey is a native Angeleño who was shanghai'd by Chrissie Hynde into moving to England and forming "Brittin's shittiest band, the shitty Smiths" with Johnny Marr, after which he quit and returned to his homeland to take his rightful place as the California Son.
At any rate, Morrissey's contempt in the 1980s for traditional masculinity, and his fondness for radical man-hating lesbians of the shaved-head-&-combat-boots variety are among his greatest assets. "I would eventually like to turn into Germaine Greer." Who doesn't love the gladiolas in the back pocket and the ill-fitting ladies' blouses? Well, you, obviously. Nobody's really sure what you and your triumphalist blather are doing here.
I don't know what this refers to, but Amber Heard once described herself as an "obstinate, bisexual, vegan atheist." ::swoon:: If only more could be like her. I guess she would qualify as a "lipstick lesbian," were she to cross over fully, since she does possess beauty and glamour in great amounts, but then the Sapphic feminist utopia, if it ever comes to pass, will require some variety. I will not be there if it happens. I will have been euthanized. You misdiagnosed me in your long screed guessing about the details of what I was up to in the eighties. I am a male. I guess you could say I am a "self-hating male," in the way some people call others a "self-hating Jew" or a"self-hating black" and so forth. It's not a thorough hatred, though; it's just a reasonable assessment that most males are cruel and incorrigible. The male sex has occassionally offered up some good specimens, of which Morrissey may be the last, but now it is time to close the book on that chapter in history.