Table dressing

[Mozpistolno.3]

I would like to say something derogatory about Morrissey and it is, wait for it, he has become a tablecloth. I feel better now.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

ooh, what kind?! i have always favoured him to be of a mackenzie-childs courtly check style of tablecloth

http://www.mackenzie-childs.com/90-round-courtly-check-tablecloth---black-trim/72406-040.html

how is it that tablecloth is one word? it should be two!

 

[Quando quando quando]

ooh, what kind?! i have always favoured him to be of a mackenzie-childs courtly check style of tablecloth

http://www.mackenzie-childs.com/90-round-courtly-check-tablecloth---black-trim/72406-040.html

how is it that tablecloth is one word? it should be two!

Don't care if he has.
A damn fine quality tablecloth is something to die for.

Oh Rifke, I suppose you can cut the word into two words by using the tabkey (one word?).
Creative writing that you're good at.
By all means, don't use scissors.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

what about jacquard? do you think moz would make a good jacquard table cloth? i wonder what moz thinks of jacquard?

http://www.horchow.com/SFERRA-Plume...ments%3D&eItemId=cprod126480008&cmCat=product

 

[nicky wire's legs]

also, not meaning to derail the thread, but i really like these towels. like, really.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/86/69/2c/86692c5c3bc71941c08bcfa2ec3706ca.jpg

 

[Quando quando quando]

what about jacquard? do you think moz would make a good jacquard table cloth? i wonder what moz thinks of jacquard?

http://www.horchow.com/SFERRA-Plume-Jacquard-70-x-144-Oblong-Cloth/cprod126480008_cat000036__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%2Fcategory.service%3FitemId%3Dcat000036%26pageSize%3D30%26Nao%3D30%26Ns%3DPCS_SORT%26refinements%3D&eItemId=cprod126480008&cmCat=product

Yes. He likes it.
He'd rather be a Jacquard than a towel.

 

[Calamine Lotion]

Stained with wine and butter.

 

[Quando quando quando]

Stained with wine and butter.

Definitely not.
Only on the table for decoration.
Jacquards are also used for covering your sofa as you might know.
Especially when it gets a bit shabby but don't want to get rid of it yet for sentimental reasons.
Now I am going to do a nap on mine.
Don't say: Thank Almighty

Edit: I think I've mixed up Jacquard and Grand Foulard.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

if M's the tablecloth.... I'm the table.

 

[Anonymous]

What kind of BS is this?
I know Morrissey has not been posting much lately, but do we really talk nonsense?

 

[Quando quando quando]

if M's the tablecloth.... I'm the table.

Ha, ha, good one.
Just to satisfy my insatiable imagination, how would that table look?
I have a picture of Moz as Jacquard or Grand Foulard in my head now but without the table.
Would it be something antique-wise, Louis Quinze, with the sexy curled legs underneath, or more postmodern with steel and wood ?

I now think of the Victorian time frame where legs of tables and chairs were considered indecent and were wrapped up with what looked like a dress.
Torturing the people with even more erotic fantasies.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

yes, i feel the need to know what ketamine sun would look like as a table toooooo

I now think of the Victorian time frame where legs of tables and chairs were considered indecent and were wrapped up with what looked like a dress.

did they seriously do that? those people were nuts. nuts, i tell you.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

What kind of BS is this?
I know Morrissey has not been posting much lately, but do we really talk nonsense?

*ahem* those grapes arent going to pick themselves, boy!

 

[Quando quando quando]

yes, i feel the need to know what ketamine sun would look like as a table toooooo



did they seriously do that? those people were nuts. nuts, i tell you.

Yes, they did.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

yes, i feel the need to know what ketamine sun would look like as a table toooooo



did they seriously do that? those people were nuts. nuts, i tell you.

Nobody misses diminutive offspring
Not when there's big wigs there, there
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten
'Cause I'm under the table with her

I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet
Somebody pats her hair, hair
Everyone's nice to the subhuman species
I'm under the table with her

People all around the world are having only rice and tea
Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee and me

Nobody misses diminutive offspring
Not when there's big wigs there, there
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten
'Cause I'm under the table with her

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Nobody misses diminutive offspring
Not when there's big wigs there, there
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten
'Cause I'm under the table with her

I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet
Somebody pats her hair, hair
Everyone's nice to the subhuman species
I'm under the table with her

People all around the world are having only rice and tea
Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee and me

Nobody misses diminutive offspring
Not when there's big wigs there, there
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten
'Cause I'm under the table with her

lol, oh ketamine sun, what was that? it was kinda great

anyway, you didnt answer the very important question of what kind of table you would be! so in lieu of your response, i have decided for you. i feel like if you were a table you would be one of these:

http://www.jonathanadler.com/furnit...nt-tables/brass-peacock-side-table/24521.html

http://www.jonathanadler.com/furnit.../14-8500003.html?dwvar_14-8500003_color=Smoke

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

lol, oh ketamine sun, what was that? it was kinda great

anyway, you didnt answer the very important question of what kind of table you would be! so in lieu of your response, i have decided for you. i feel like if you were a table you would be one of these:

http://www.jonathanadler.com/furnit...nt-tables/brass-peacock-side-table/24521.html

http://www.jonathanadler.com/furnit.../14-8500003.html?dwvar_14-8500003_color=Smoke

o' my gawd ! you pinned and mounted me! rifke ! peacock... yes ! and I am an Aries !



i WILL see YOU in far off places.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

o' my gawd ! you pinned and mounted me! rifke ! peacock... yes ! and I am an Aries !



i WILL see YOU in far off places.

oh i am so proud!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

of course they're not the kind you can put a tablecloth on which was exactly my plan.....

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

of course they're not the kind you can put a tablecloth on which was exactly my plan.....

what? your 'plan' ? But I'm a table and I need to be draped(by M), just like everybody else does !