Strangest Web Chat

[Lemon]

At least you got an eccentric crank I just got a blatant sex pest

Hah yeah true, now I'm talking to someone who wants my legs cos theirs are apparently shitty .

 

[EPbabe]

I must be boring as hell, my conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[theneverplayedsymphony]

This one actually made me laugh:
"Stranger: guess what
You: What?
Stranger: i no who you are
You: Do you? Cause I don't! Who am I then?
Stranger: charlie
Stranger: cooper
You: Not quite.
Stranger: seriosuly
Stranger: soryr
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Hah yeah true, now I'm talking to someone who wants my legs cos theirs are apparently shitty .

Oh well, that's normal It's always nice to know there's some sanity in the world

 

[yesitis]

i decided to talk backwards. he decided he didn't like me.

Stranger: hi
You: olleh
Stranger: .
……………./´¯/)
……………/…./
…………../…./
……../´¯/’..’/´¯¯`·¸
…../’/../…./……./¨¯\
…(’(…………. ¯~/’..’)
….\…………….’…../
…..’\'……………_.·´
…….\…………..(
……..\…………..\
You: ?ti si tahw .erutcip ecin
Stranger: a finger you stupid f*****
Stranger: f*** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Hah yeah true, now I'm talking to someone who wants my legs cos theirs are apparently shitty .

As in, "If I had your limbs for a day, I would steal away"?

 

[Lemon]

As in, "If I had your limbs for a day, I would steal away"?

That would've been much better than "Can I have your legs? Mine a real shitty".

 

[Sharron Needles]

Wow, I talked to my stranger for like 15 minutes...

 

[yesitis]

it could have been wonderful...

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do you wanna marry me?
You: do you have any cash?
Stranger: yeah
You: sure thing
Stranger: REALLY?
Stranger: OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH *-*
You: i love you(r money) too
Stranger: are you a bitch?
You: i can be if you're into that
Stranger: are you she?
You: i can be if you're into that
Stranger: I am a lesbian...
You: i guess our love can never be
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: are you a man?
You: i do have a penis. albeit a small one.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[oscillate wildly]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it was the Chris Hansen thing, wasn't it?

 

[Black_Eyed_Sioux]

I had a really good conversation with a guy earlier. Strangers can be nice

 

[vAndreav]

sigh. i always attract the crazies


You: hey
Stranger: ANT?
You: what does that mean
Stranger: ANT OR NOT?!?!!
You: i'll say not
Stranger: ....
Stranger: so no ant-sex today? ;()
You: what's ant sex
Stranger: you know.. ants
Stranger: that little animals
Stranger: the bugs with the queen
You: we're not ants though
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: get reincarnated NOW!
You: but i don't think i'd want to be an ant
You: the mammals seem to have more fun
Stranger: just kill yourself and you get reborn as a ant right now, i swear!
You: ok you go first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: goodbye cruel world
You: adios
Stranger: AHHHH THAT HURTS
Stranger: ok doesn`t work with a spoon
Stranger: well pinky, than we try it again tomorrow
You: well ok
Stranger: same tikme same space
You: mk
You: see ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[vAndreav]

ok. im done.

You: hey
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[yesitis]

i just chatted for the last 2 hours or so with someone who invited me to some fetish nights if i do go out to LA this summer. could be fun.

 

[snowfallsoon]

sigh. i always attract the crazies


Stranger: AHHHH THAT HURTS
Stranger: ok doesn`t work with a spoon

...I find that very funny in a disturbing way....

 

[crimes]

i just chatted for the last 2 hours or so with someone who invited me to some fetish nights if i do go out to LA this summer. could be fun.

Lucky you!

I'm speaking to "Dr. Dan" who has advised me to put a toaster under my pillow to help with my low immune system.

 

[TheFirstLostLady]

ok. im done.

You: hey
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NOOOOOOOOOOO, you made me lose the game!! Now I can never read this thread ever again

 

[GirlAfraid23]

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's up
You: the sky
You: where are you from
Stranger: adivinha?
You: wheres that
Stranger: brasil
You: oh nice
You: have you heard of morrissey
Stranger: no
Stranger: who is?
You: seriously?
You: im shocked
Stranger: why?
You: because
Stranger: have you heard of tiririca?
You: whats the meaning of life?
Stranger: what the morrissey?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[GirlAfraid23]

Stranger: You violated the law, wait for the police
Stranger: You are arrested
You: what did i do
Stranger: You are charged with theft
You: oh right
You: shit, i've been caught out

 

[jete tes devoirs au feu]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: i'm fine
Stranger: and you?
You: good, good. where you from?
Stranger: são paulo, brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: letsbe avenue, it's a police state in England
Stranger: wow
Stranger: have you been arrested?
Stranger: or are you a policeman?
You: only by the fashion police, they kept saying i was too sexy and needed to be locked up
You: what about you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.