I got asked if I wanted to be someone's Edward Cullen first time.
This one was better:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ur from the uk?
You: Do you like biscuits?
You: No Denmark
Stranger: denmark..hmm well pass me some of that shit ur smokin right now then
Stranger: dunno if i like it soounds gross
You: Why? I smoke shit now?
You: That would be nasty.
Stranger: yea everybody nows that people from denmark is stoned 24/7
You: Not as stoned as you.
Stranger: kom igen nu för fan
Stranger: jag kommer ner dit och köper några gram
Stranger: eller kilo
Stranger: yea didnt see that one coming now did ya
You: That's a load of bollocks. Got it from Google translate?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im from sweden
Stranger: hahhahhaha
You: Yeah well.
You: Swedish isn't Danish.
Stranger: no shit sherlock
You: Anyway do you like biscuits?
Stranger: yea if they are filled with green herbs
Stranger: like skunk
You: Great! Just great.
You: I like my biscuits with chocolate on them.
Stranger: omg! ur not from denmark gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.