Strangest Web Chat

Stranger: i lost my friend hubbard on the internets somewhere, are you him or do you know where he is?
You: no i don't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmm ok. This is kind of fun.

Right now I'm actually talking to a Smiths fan. Wow how strange.
 
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i decided to talk backwards. he decided he didn't like me.

Stranger: hi
You: olleh
Stranger: .
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You: ?ti si tahw .erutcip ecin
Stranger: a finger you stupid f*****
Stranger: f*** off
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best conversation ever?
 
I got asked if I wanted to be someone's Edward Cullen first time. :p

This one was better:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ur from the uk?
You: Do you like biscuits?
You: No Denmark
Stranger: denmark..hmm well pass me some of that shit ur smokin right now then
Stranger: dunno if i like it soounds gross
You: Why? I smoke shit now?
You: That would be nasty.
Stranger: yea everybody nows that people from denmark is stoned 24/7
You: Not as stoned as you.
Stranger: kom igen nu för fan
Stranger: jag kommer ner dit och köper några gram
Stranger: eller kilo
Stranger: yea didnt see that one coming now did ya
You: That's a load of bollocks. Got it from Google translate?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im from sweden
Stranger: hahhahhaha
You: Yeah well.
You: Swedish isn't Danish.
Stranger: no shit sherlock
You: Anyway do you like biscuits?
Stranger: yea if they are filled with green herbs
Stranger: like skunk
You: Great! Just great.
You: I like my biscuits with chocolate on them.
Stranger: omg! ur not from denmark gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
 
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