Strangest Web Chat

[Uncleskinny]

Fancy talking to a complete stranger? Really?

Here you go.

Peter

 

[jesuisbryony]

'Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

I think I scared them.

 

[Kewpie]

'Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

I think I scared them.

What did you say?

 

[vicarinatutugal]

'Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

I think I scared them.

you mentioned Morrissey didn't you?

 

[No Place Like Rome]

Fancy talking to a complete stranger? Really?

Here you go.

Peter

My mum told me not to speak to strangers

 

[jesuisbryony]

What did you say?

I was just being a little ... theatrical.

you mentioned Morrissey didn't you?

I was about to.

 

[I am a Ghost]

You: hi
Stranger: i can use green, yellow, and pink in one sentence
You: super
Stranger: when the phone goes GREEN GREEN i PINK it up and say YELLOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cheers, Peter

 

[jesuisbryony]

What a way to start a conversation ...

Stranger: I don't have any STDs
You: Congratulations!

 

[Hellie]

My mum told me not to speak to strangers

That's because she knew what a Beast you were.

 

[nugz]

this is fun. I'm schooling someone on the smiths

 

[EPbabe]

That's because she knew what a Beast you were.

Hehe.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

You: Hi there
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: England, yourself?
Stranger: i'm from Brazil
Stranger: AAhhhh
Stranger: i want to have sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[EPbabe]

You: Hi there
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: England, yourself?
Stranger: i'm from Brazil
Stranger: AAhhhh
Stranger: i want to have sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Did they disconnect themselves?

 

[nugz]

i actually had a very normal conversation with some guy in north carolina. haha.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Did they disconnect themselves?

Yeah, they typed 'I want to have sex' then disconnected, didn't even give me a chance

 

[EPbabe]

i actually had a very normal conversation with some guy in north carolina. haha.

Boring.

Yeah, they typed 'I want to have sex' then disconnected, didn't even give me a chance

I think there's a Big Brother in there watching the conversations.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Boring.



I think there's a Big Brother in there watching the conversations.

Yeah I think so, it's just said something about users displaying abusive/bloody strange behaviour

 

[Lemon]

Stranger: Hi there. We're having some nice weather at the centre of the oven its pretty much a woman's genitals* inside.
You: well that sucks
Stranger: That is a gland used for hearing, and it converts sound into electrical impulses that are fed to the horse and zebra.
Stranger: Are you a secret. I have absolutely no idea about that. I really wish i was a greek philosopher.
You: indeed
Stranger: Hello there, it is indeed a great pleasure to meet you. So who are you from?
You: aristotle was cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Doesn't like Aristotle then .






* Changed the term they used as I'm unsure if I can use it .

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Stranger: Hi there. We're having some nice weather at the centre of the oven its pretty much a woman's genitals* inside.
You: well that sucks
Stranger: That is a gland used for hearing, and it converts sound into electrical impulses that are fed to the horse and zebra.
Stranger: Are you a secret. I have absolutely no idea about that. I really wish i was a greek philosopher.
You: indeed
Stranger: Hello there, it is indeed a great pleasure to meet you. So who are you from?
You: aristotle was cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Doesn't like Aristotle then .






* Changed the term they used as I'm unsure if I can use it .

At least you got an eccentric crank I just got a blatant sex pest

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Fancy talking to a complete stranger? Really?

Here you go.

Peter

sounds interesting, but we got our own lame chat here, dont we?